So I walk into the local quicky mart to stock up on some heath bars, and standing in line in front of me is one of those green ladies. You know the type, berkenstocks, kaki shorts, small import car with a bike rack on the back, short short hair and floppy hat.
She's holding up one of those prepaid plastic gas cards, "Do you recycle these?" she asks Ali who gives her a blank look from behind the thick plexiglass. "Do You Recycle These?" she asks again waving the card. Ali nods and puts his hand under the glass. Green lady hands him the card and walks out. Ali looks over the card for second and tosses it in the trash.

As funny as that was ..you buying health Bars really made me laugh? Sorry couldn't resist!

I wish I could laugh but it only makes me

That is funny as hell.....

i would have done the same thing. had a lady fuss at me cause we dont offer cloth shopping bags. yeah like the person working the night shift is in control of the store

Funny, why didn't she just put more money on the gas card to reuse it???

Green is just a fad! Eventually the trend will fade to economic greed again.


Sigh...

Nope, green is not just a fad. I've been recycling soda cans and papers for 20 years.

Heath bars. Yum.

all i know ill be getting recycled when i pass away.i donated my organs to science.

No scientist in his right mind would want my organs. Unless he's building a very well endowed monster.

recycleing is something we have no need to start, until we hit the problem at the root. packaging is exsecivly unecesary, recycleing stems the problem, we need to iradicate the cause of the problem

none of these sort of things will ever get done, as we as a population allow educated idiots to decide on how we as a whole should live
no one will ever make a stand to make massive changes.its all about the here and now, keep him happy, make them go away, get me more money. HANG ON THE WORLDS ABOUT TO EXPLODE! yeah, but my wife wants this car and the people in moscow just said that they..........

would we even follow them into the new ways anyway.

there are to many people on earth to agree to do anything

i say see us as we are, a plague

why fight it, and waste your time cleaning milk bottles and tin cans

shoot the rubbish into space, at least it will keep the wildlife nuts happy



i fkn hate the world i live in

Humans are a cancer on the earth and we are spreading to the other planets soon.

I guess that you haven't seen a landfill or a mountain with grass that's covering trash.

I still love the world that I live in.

"recycleing is something we have no need to start" It's been going on for over 20 years. It's already started.

Have to admit that was funny as hell.


I'm not one that recycles everything even though I know we all should I have been to a landfill and you would be surprised what some throw away it is unreal. I have seen stuff thrown away that most families would love to have it is really sad how much stuff people waste instead of reusing it.

I love your description of the "green lady". They seem to want to advertize what great people they are because they recycle..... hmmm I think most people recyle to some extent. Their expensive birkenstocks, bicycles etc. are a hoot how come they do not recycle on these things? They do not go to the thrifts to buy their clothes and their bicycles, cars etc. are usually the upper end ones price wise.

"green ladies" rock!!!!



sometimes you have to clean them up a bit, first.......but

Earthwoman goddess types are Hot!!!! Hairy but Hot....