The penis poem



MY NOOKIE DAYS ARE OVER, MY PILOT LIGHT IS OUT,

WHAT USED TO BE MY SEX APPEAL IS NOW MY WATER SPOUT,

TIME WAS WHEN, ON IT'S OWN FROM MY TROUSERS IT WOULD SPRING,

NOW IT'S JUST A FULL TIME JOB TO FIND THE FREAKIN' THING,

IT USED TO BE EMBARRASSING THE WAY IT WOULD BEHAVE,

FOR EVERY SINGLE MORNING IT WOULD STAND AND WATCH ME SHAVE,

NOW AS OLD AGE APPROACHES, IT SURE GIVES ME THE BLUES,

TO SEE IT HANG ITS LITTLE HEAD AND WATCH ME TIE MY SHOE



Personal Disclaimer: Sorry Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhh.....Temp.