Cupid's arrow seems to be broken
Its aim is off on who it is poking

He promised that loves truth was ahead
Took out his weapon and aimed at my head

I closed my eyes and giggled in glee
Finally love was to happen to me

Directions must have been misread
It seems my dog was shot instead!

Once she was pierced, her loyalties shifted
Now onto the partner that cupid pre-gifted

She used to run around with mutts
Now with my man that b-i-t-c-h struts

My baby's been shot
And he cannot see
His partner's a dog

It's supposed to be me!

Today he walked her down my street
Her tail in the air
She walked with conceit

I screamed out the window
As the two walked below
"She's not what she seems,
She's just a missed bow!

I waited a lifetime for you to pursue
She'll never love you the way that I do"
There was no catching my sweetheart's ear
Obsessed with my pet since shot by loves spear


Though cupid's intentions did come from his heart
He forgot to pre-test his component part


Love's truth was promised and did lie ahead
But my cage is empty and so is my bed

Wow... I can totally relate to that... I'm tired of seeing decent girls wind up with complete jerk/trash/losers that don't deserve them.

nice write

thanks

i like this, just as i did last night
made me laugh again...funny write

cute write

Feeling this one all to well!!!

Very cute write!

Funny and so true....

Well, bless my boots. We have here a raw and ingenious talent. My dear, I believe you ARE, in fact, an honest to goodness poet. And a good one to boot.

Wow thank you

Really great write. Funny and deep all at once