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| Topic: Here's my very clever Mingle2 introduction | |
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This s the part where I greet whomever may be reading this post. Hello!
This next bit is where I try to convince young single ladies to look at my profile and leave me a message without seeming desperate. That part is damn near impossible so I'll tack on a cop out at the end by saying I don't really mind what gender replies. "I just want cool people to chat with." Then I'll prepare for my inbox to be swamped with messages from other fat ugly guys like myself. Finally, I'll end this post by saying not to take anything I've said seriously. "I'm just playing around. I'm really a nice guy. I'll reply to everyone's message." (Yeah right.) |
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hi and welcome
psstt.....there's something on your nose 
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Welcome
Tammy 
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Howdy and Welcome
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Welcome to the zoo...but beware the monkeys...they fling poo!
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Hello and welcome.
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lol, with a sense of humor like that, i would say you will fit in just fine. Welcome to Mingle2! |
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Best of luck to ya, have fun
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Welcome to the wonderful world wide web of dating/finding friends. Hope you find what you are looking for.
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Edited by
Jill298
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Tue 08/04/09 09:03 PM
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newbies scare me with their new tactics
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newbies scare me with their new tactics
LOL! Only on a dating site can brutal honesty be called 'new tactics.' |
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newbies scare me with their new tactics
LOL! Only on a dating site can brutal honesty be called 'new tactics.' 
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Welcome to Mingle2 and fund and enjoy~!
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This s the part where I greet whomever may be reading this post. Hello! This next bit is where I try to convince young single ladies to look at my profile and leave me a message without seeming desperate. That part is damn near impossible so I'll tack on a cop out at the end by saying I don't really mind what gender replies. "I just want cool people to chat with." Then I'll prepare for my inbox to be swamped with messages from other fat ugly guys like myself. Finally, I'll end this post by saying not to take anything I've said seriously. "I'm just playing around. I'm really a nice guy. I'll reply to everyone's message." (Yeah right.) 
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Bah hahaha!!!!!!!! Clever ploy number 637....
Didn't work! But welcome anyway. |
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Ah, another attempt at being clever. Good luck! Have fun.
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