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Topic: free to good home. Me!!!
Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sun 08/02/09 08:14 PM
fife might put you up go ask him my bottom is still a virgin and i intend to keep it that way!!! Ahhhh He's a giver, Lonetar!

mrjimmy1972 Joined Sun 05/17/09 Posts: 342	Sun 08/02/09 08:14 PM
You can live in my spare room if ya like Jimmy. £500 a month. I never said i was fkn free did i?! £500??? do you not realise im a scotsman? Its ok i accept your weird banknotes, its not a problem. Whats wrong with our bank notes??? atleast we dont have a picture of a queen on our's. no i dont mean prince charles!!! Some of your banknotes SERIOUSLY need replacing! Those old blue fivers are a disgrace! But the main thing that pisses me off is i can never get rid of them when i come back home to England! give them to me before you go home then, i'll gladly accept them. it will help pay my rent.......

mrjimmy1972 Joined Sun 05/17/09 Posts: 342	Sun 08/02/09 08:16 PM
fife might put you up go ask him my bottom is still a virgin and i intend to keep it that way!!! Ahhhh He's a giver, Lonetar! ah, those who accuse other people of being gay are usually hiding there own homosexual tendencies. dont worry, your secret is safe with me.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sun 08/02/09 08:18 PM
fife might put you up go ask him my bottom is still a virgin and i intend to keep it that way!!! Ahhhh He's a giver, Lonetar! ah, those who accuse other people of being gay are usually hiding there own homosexual tendencies. dont worry, your secret is safe with me. <---cant ya see my sexy girlfriend?! lol Just joking anyway mate, and we wouldnt even care if you were. I dont mind admitting that i am one of Fifers fag hags! haha

mrjimmy1972 Joined Sun 05/17/09 Posts: 342	Sun 08/02/09 08:22 PM
fife might put you up go ask him my bottom is still a virgin and i intend to keep it that way!!! Ahhhh He's a giver, Lonetar! ah, those who accuse other people of being gay are usually hiding there own homosexual tendencies. dont worry, your secret is safe with me. <---cant ya see my sexy girlfriend?! lol Just joking anyway mate, and we wouldnt even care if you were. I dont mind admitting that i am one of Fifers fag hags! haha i'd rather be a lesbian!!!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sun 08/02/09 08:25 PM
fife might put you up go ask him my bottom is still a virgin and i intend to keep it that way!!! Ahhhh He's a giver, Lonetar! ah, those who accuse other people of being gay are usually hiding there own homosexual tendencies. dont worry, your secret is safe with me. <---cant ya see my sexy girlfriend?! lol Just joking anyway mate, and we wouldnt even care if you were. I dont mind admitting that i am one of Fifers fag hags! haha i'd rather be a lesbian!!! Put a dress on and bend over then!

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Sun 08/02/09 08:28 PM
hi five dan lets spit roast this wee skirt wearin scotish lassey

Christinacospgs Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 6376	Sun 08/02/09 08:29 PM
hey mrjimmy, you should feel honored. Your thread has now lasted 6 whole pages!

mrjimmy1972 Joined Sun 05/17/09 Posts: 342	Mon 08/03/09 04:17 PM
yet another day has gone by and im still looking flr a new 'owner'. where are the offers?

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Mon 08/03/09 04:23 PM
i`d say your being too picky, you`ve had some damned good offers

mrjimmy1972 Joined Sun 05/17/09 Posts: 342	Mon 08/03/09 04:30 PM
i`d say your being too picky, you`ve had some damned good offers yeah but you just wanna skin me and thats bloody scary!!!

mrjimmy1972 Joined Sun 05/17/09 Posts: 342	Wed 08/12/09 08:15 PM
come on all you beautiful mingle women, where's the offers? am i that bad????

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 08/12/09 08:18 PM
Whoa! This thread still live? Haven't you found a good home YET???

mrjimmy1972 Joined Sun 05/17/09 Posts: 342	Wed 08/12/09 08:21 PM
Whoa! This thread still live? Haven't you found a good home YET??? still searching for a new owner.

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 08/12/09 08:23 PM
Whoa! This thread still live? Haven't you found a good home YET??? still searching for a new owner. Have you had your shots and are you housebroken?

mrjimmy1972 Joined Sun 05/17/09 Posts: 342	Wed 08/12/09 08:27 PM
Have you had your shots and are you housebroken? yes and yes

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 08/12/09 08:27 PM
Well SOMEBODY should be taking you home, then!

mrjimmy1972 Joined Sun 05/17/09 Posts: 342	Wed 08/12/09 08:29 PM
Well SOMEBODY should be taking you home, then! ah but who is 'somebody'?

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 08/12/09 11:02 PM
I think "Somebody" is cousin to the infamous "THEY" (they say...) that we all hear about at one time or another.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/12/09 11:17 PM
im single and im house trained. if you are interested, leave a message. Hmmmmmmmmm are you a handy man???