Topic: Jolly Olde England...
JasmineInglewood's photo
Wed 07/29/09 12:16 PM



... not something i wanna associate with anyone's foof noway

Dan99's photo
Wed 07/29/09 12:17 PM




... not something i wanna associate with anyone's foof noway


If you cut its throat it would look just like it

BonnyMiss's photo
Wed 07/29/09 12:18 PM




... not something i wanna associate with anyone's foof noway


Holy moley !!! noway noway noway noway sick

motowndowntown's photo
Wed 07/29/09 05:46 PM


What are you all diddling about?


Some woman talking about her minge......... laugh laugh


ello, ello, ello, wuts all this mucking about then?

laughing and carrying on like a bunch comedians on the telly are ya?

Dan99's photo
Wed 07/29/09 05:49 PM



What are you all diddling about?


Some woman talking about her minge......... laugh laugh


ello, ello, ello, wuts all this mucking about then?

laughing and carrying on like a bunch comedians on the telly are ya?


That was a brilliant impression of a 1980's British tv comedy cop.

motowndowntown's photo
Wed 07/29/09 05:51 PM




What are you all diddling about?


Some woman talking about her minge......... laugh laugh


ello, ello, ello, wuts all this mucking about then?

laughing and carrying on like a bunch comedians on the telly are ya?


That was a brilliant impression of a 1980's British tv comedy cop.


or a sargent major in the royal marines

Jess642's photo
Wed 07/29/09 05:51 PM
Edited by Jess642 on Wed 07/29/09 05:52 PM





What are you all diddling about?


Some woman talking about her minge......... laugh laugh


Yeah i got the message that it was about some bird strumming her meat wallet.


well it is nature's pocket!!

surprised





OMG! Are you comparing us to a wallaby???




Oiy you!!!

Thats enough about aussie marsupials!!!

Wombats, wallabies and Koalas!!!


Fair crack o' the whip mate, you've had enough of a lend of us!

:wink:

Dan99's photo
Wed 07/29/09 05:51 PM





What are you all diddling about?


Some woman talking about her minge......... laugh laugh


ello, ello, ello, wuts all this mucking about then?

laughing and carrying on like a bunch comedians on the telly are ya?


That was a brilliant impression of a 1980's British tv comedy cop.


or a sargent major in the royal marines


If you typed it in capitals it would have been

motowndowntown's photo
Wed 07/29/09 06:05 PM






What are you all diddling about?


Some woman talking about her minge......... laugh laugh


ello, ello, ello, wuts all this mucking about then?

laughing and carrying on like a bunch comedians on the telly are ya?


That was a brilliant impression of a 1980's British tv comedy cop.


or a sargent major in the royal marines


If you typed it in capitals it would have been


Sargent majors do not need any bloody capitals.

Dan99's photo
Wed 07/29/09 06:09 PM







What are you all diddling about?


Some woman talking about her minge......... laugh laugh


ello, ello, ello, wuts all this mucking about then?

laughing and carrying on like a bunch comedians on the telly are ya?


That was a brilliant impression of a 1980's British tv comedy cop.


or a sargent major in the royal marines


If you typed it in capitals it would have been


Sargent majors do not need any bloody capitals.


YES THEY BLOODY DO! HAVE YOU NOT SEEN SERGEANT MAJORS IN 1980'S BRITISH TV SITCOMS?!

DID I SAY STAND EASY?! STAND UP STRAIGHT WHILE I AM TALKING TO YOU BOY.


hereformore's photo
Wed 07/29/09 06:15 PM

So, I was playing over on a mostly British site I stumbled onto...it's a hoot BTW... Mainly a group of ladies who met on a wedding planning site...drinking tea in the afternoon & getting pleasantly smashed in the evenings...when I came across this post:

I'm soooo ashamed! So, I missed me time & as I was just recently fitted with the coil, I was afraid it would get stuck in the baby's 'ead. So, I went into the loo at work & must've not closed the door properly, when one of the ladies opened the door only to find me foot on the loo with me 'and up me foof & now she's told 'alf the office that I was in there for a diddle!

I LMFAO after I converted it from British to Texan...oh my! :laughing:



























So how many of you can easily convert regional colloquialisms & vernacular into American-speak? And how hard is it for our foreign friends? biggrin


So, I'm interpreting this to mean she had her foot in the toilet with her hand in her vjayjay? If that is correct...why was her foot in the toilet? The hand thing I get...slaphead

motowndowntown's photo
Wed 07/29/09 06:15 PM
Calm down lad. We don't want to spend our saturday marching up and down the square like some bloody twit school-boy who can't hold his water now do we? There's a good lad. On your way then.

Dan99's photo
Wed 07/29/09 06:23 PM

Calm down lad. We don't want to spend our saturday marching up and down the square like some bloody twit school-boy who can't hold his water now do we? There's a good lad. On your way then.


ITS WEDNESDAY YOU NINCONPOOP!

Dan99's photo
Wed 07/29/09 06:25 PM


So, I was playing over on a mostly British site I stumbled onto...it's a hoot BTW... Mainly a group of ladies who met on a wedding planning site...drinking tea in the afternoon & getting pleasantly smashed in the evenings...when I came across this post:

I'm soooo ashamed! So, I missed me time & as I was just recently fitted with the coil, I was afraid it would get stuck in the baby's 'ead. So, I went into the loo at work & must've not closed the door properly, when one of the ladies opened the door only to find me foot on the loo with me 'and up me foof & now she's told 'alf the office that I was in there for a diddle!

I LMFAO after I converted it from British to Texan...oh my! :laughing:



























So how many of you can easily convert regional colloquialisms & vernacular into American-speak? And how hard is it for our foreign friends? biggrin


So, I'm interpreting this to mean she had her foot in the toilet with her hand in her vjayjay? If that is correct...why was her foot in the toilet? The hand thing I get...slaphead


Her foot was ON the toilet..

motowndowntown's photo
Wed 07/29/09 06:31 PM
Oh, off ya go then.

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Thu 07/30/09 05:19 PM
*Bumped up just cuz I see Fifer's here* :wink:

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Thu 07/30/09 05:24 PM
yikes i read it in an eliza doolittle accent laugh
well i dunno why u went nr an english site in the first place. all stuff and nonsense.

earthytaurus76's photo
Thu 07/30/09 05:26 PM

i speak jive bigsmile


You jiveee turkeh!

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Thu 07/30/09 05:27 PM

ohmygosh... noway

do you people call it a minge too?!

that sounds way too close to mange sick


well..............rofl

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Thu 07/30/09 05:35 PM
BTW, Brother Dear...that new pic kinda' makes me all fluttery inside...