In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the
'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the
concept explained any better than this...

"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move
as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate
as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking
of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and
weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after
a few beers."

Cheers!

This one is priceless!

I'll drink to that..

Feelin' pretty damn smart, just about now, too..

I WILL RAISE MY GLASS FOR THAT ONE,
CHEERS!!!