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I just realized it takes me four steps from the computer to walk out of the door of my bedroom. I thought it was only three.
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I don't think people should have computers in their bedroom. |
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I don't think people should have computers in their bedroom. I'm not a person. I'm a cyborg. |
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Did u order your pizza yet?
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Did u order your pizza yet? Nah, I felt bad for the delivery guy it's raining so hard. I got off of my azz and am making some chicken |
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This reminds me. I'm going downstairs to check the chicken. I'll put my left foot in front of my right foot first when I start walking.
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I did not think that cyborg's had azzes... |
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I did not think that cyborg's had azzes... Of course we do. How else could we sit? |
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Did u order your pizza yet? Nah, I felt bad for the delivery guy it's raining so hard. I got off of my azz and am making some chicken I hope it doesn't smell like azz... |
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Time to take care of dinner.....
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Edited by
earthytaurus76
on
Tue 07/21/09 02:40 PM
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Had a bottled water. Did I eat today?
NO I DID NOT! Maybe I can starve myself and loose 10 pounds for my date before the weekend. hmm. I need a lepruchan to show up at my door, and toss some cash at my knees. I love sexy guy's emails.. Bout to pull out dinner to defrost, oops a little late. |
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Have a headache. Think I know why. Going to make oatmeal. Yum, yum!
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I just got off of the phone. Now I just put it back on the charger.
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Just got up from nap
Wiped my eyes Wow the world looks ok now |
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Just got up from nap Wiped my eyes Wow the world looks ok now I'm glad to hear that. |
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I'm done with dinner and thinking about a certain lady and wondering what she's thinking about.
I should turn on the TV soon and see if the Yankees will be playing in this rain. |
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still waiting for the Universe to right itself
(as per Harold and Kumar) |
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Watching Bones and listening to my room mate's bulldog oink like a pig. It's annoying.
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The Yankee game is in rain delay and I'm now watching the Craig Nettles Yankeeography for the third time. Damn my life is exciting. I think I'm going to the bathroom soon.
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still waiting for the Universe to right itself (as per Harold and Kumar) ... And whattabout that tilt on the Earth's axis that I just contemplated? ... ... Skeery I tell ya ... |
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