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I have come across a few raunchy profiles that are saying they want to be in porn movies....that's what started this thread.... 
Ya know, before the net, the human race was able to at least pretend we were civilized... 
Not really hatred. Just... grossedness? Is that a word? Nah, I can do better than that. Disgust. Though grossedness is funnier... I have to disagree with you on that one! A couple of thousand years worth of history books tells us different.
Yeah yeah yeah Dan. Change your avatar, but you're still the smart**ss.  I said PRETEND.
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Yeah yeah yeah Dan. Change your avatar, but you're still the smart**ss. I said PRETEND Im being Irish, leave me alone! |
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Yeah yeah yeah Dan. Change your avatar, but you're still the smart**ss. I said PRETEND Im being Irish, leave me alone! OK, ya got me there!
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I'm not sure what kind of movie they'd use me for...probably something like "Hagly thirtysomethings in food fights". Hot MITFs in Action!!!!!
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I remember an old thread on a different site where someone was saying that for a man to get into the porn business he has to start off doing the gay stuff. Dont know if there is any truth in that though. Just like the women have to do the girl-on-girl films too. And don't worry Dan, they will take it easy on you the first few films. My eyes are watering at the thought of it! Tears of joy? |
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I remember an old thread on a different site where someone was saying that for a man to get into the porn business he has to start off doing the gay stuff. Dont know if there is any truth in that though. Just like the women have to do the girl-on-girl films too. And don't worry Dan, they will take it easy on you the first few films. My eyes are watering at the thought of it! Tears of joy? Nah, someone stuck an onion in my mouth to stop me from screaming.. |
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Edited by
hereformore
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Tue 07/21/09 05:20 PM
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I remember an old thread on a different site where someone was saying that for a man to get into the porn business he has to start off doing the gay stuff. Dont know if there is any truth in that though. Just like the women have to do the girl-on-girl films too. And don't worry Dan, they will take it easy on you the first few films. My eyes are watering at the thought of it! Tears of joy? Nah, someone stuck an onion in my mouth to stop me from screaming.. 
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hey! i will launch my career the way i see fit! wait what?? 
 You gonna rock some bobbysocks?
no.... i'm gonna slowly remove some bobbysocks. wait NO! hah |
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Do you really think this site is a good starting off point??? Maybe they feel that Ron Jeremy (  ) will find them here????
ugh!! 
Hey, I've met Ron Jeremy. He's a pretty cool guy (but you don't want to eat with him) and he has more game than milton bradly. He could have just about any woman he wanted. |
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Personally, I couldn't stand to watch any movie with him in it because all he does is stand there and tell the women what to do, like they are five years old and don't know what it is they are supposed to do.....
It has nothing to do with him at all......his name is the only freaking name that came into my head when I was typing this earlier today....
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Maybe some people think being a star in a porn movie will get them into a "real movie", or maybe they just like the porn part of it.
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How difficult could it be to get a part in a porn movie??? |
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Daytime, I started this thread today when I came across two or three profiles hawking their "webcam video" sites, stating that they are trying to get into the business......
The whole point is why come on to a dating site looking to get into porn??????? Go to PORN sites and show your wares.....get a job in strip/performance clubs where a producer might look for talent.... |
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I have come across a few raunchy profiles that are saying they want to be in porn movies....that's what started this thread.... ew?
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hey! i will launch my career the way i see fit! wait what??
You gonna rock some bobbysocks?
no.... i'm gonna slowly remove some bobbysocks. wait NO! hah You can practice on me
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hey! i will launch my career the way i see fit! wait what??
You gonna rock some bobbysocks?
no.... i'm gonna slowly remove some bobbysocks. wait NO! hah     
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hey they can try and get their start wherever they want right?
The guys are lovin it! And if they're hot to look at. Why not!? (cheesy music plays in background) |
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did someone in here order a pizza....extra sausage
OH, you don't have any money?? well, how are you gonna pay me then?? (start porn music)  just practicing my lines here...sorry you guys
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THE DEMOCRATS ARE ,BECAUSE THEY WANT TO PROBE BUSH....... AND BONDAGE TOO.......SOMETHING ABOUT CHAINEYS........
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