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wannacuddlewthme Joined Tue 11/11/08 Posts: 7110	Sun 07/19/09 02:12 PM
A woman told me today.Guys are like a deck of cards A heart to love him A diamond to marry him A club to smash his ****!ng head in, and a spade to bury him Is this true?

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Sun 07/19/09 02:13 PM
Where have you been hanging out????

Rockmybobbysocks Joined Thu 10/30/08 Posts: 3961	Sun 07/19/09 02:14 PM
thats fantastic. I completely disagree but still. very creative.

wannacuddlewthme Joined Tue 11/11/08 Posts: 7110	Sun 07/19/09 02:14 PM
Where have you been hanging out???? The dirty forums

RKISIT Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 16721	Sun 07/19/09 02:15 PM
A woman told me today.Guys are like a deck of cards A heart to love him A diamond to marry him A club to smash his ****!ng head in, and a spade to bury him Is this true? how bout they leave you for a spade

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Sun 07/19/09 02:15 PM
Where have you been hanging out???? The dirty forums Well, there ya go then

keith1916 Joined Sun 06/14/09 Posts: 2057	Sun 07/19/09 02:18 PM
A woman told me today.Guys are like a deck of cards A heart to love him A diamond to marry him A club to smash his ****!ng head in, and a spade to bury him Is this true? wot about the JOKER

wannacuddlewthme Joined Tue 11/11/08 Posts: 7110	Sun 07/19/09 02:19 PM
A woman told me today.Guys are like a deck of cards A heart to love him A diamond to marry him A club to smash his ****!ng head in, and a spade to bury him Is this true? wot about the JOKER Guess he gets buried too

misstina2 Joined Sat 11/01/08 Posts: 13508	Sun 07/19/09 02:20 PM
joker?

keith1916 Joined Sun 06/14/09 Posts: 2057	Sun 07/19/09 02:22 PM
joker?

PacificStar48 Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 13764	Sun 07/19/09 02:29 PM
I think the quote was something to do about the Mafia originally but with some romances, either sex, it sounds plausible. Hopefully no body on Mingle. But you never know....(eeeK)

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Sun 07/19/09 02:56 PM
I wish it were that friggin simple

baldy6211 Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 5	Sun 07/19/09 02:58 PM
A man is in China on business. Never been there before. His first night there, he gets lucky with a Chinese woman. He takes her up to his room and they "hanky panky" the whole night. He is very proud because the woman was screaming "Tsao tsao,tsao tsao,Tsao tsao!!!" the whole night... Thinking she was expressing how much she was enjoying the "hankypanky". The next day, he goes for a game of golf with his Chinese business Partners... On the golf course...the player puttered the ball and the crowd shouts"TSAO TSAO"!!! The man, puzzled, asks his friend what Tsao Tsao means...; His friend replied..."Missing the hole" Maybe thats why women play cards Pal, try the other hole hahahahahaha

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sun 07/19/09 02:58 PM
Sounds like an Ace-hole to me...

baldy6211 Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 5	Sun 07/19/09 03:00 PM
no offense girls it was just a good Joke lol

Lilypetal Joined Wed 02/25/09 Posts: 4052	Sun 07/19/09 03:02 PM
You can just drop them in the everglades....no need for a spade.

wannacuddlewthme Joined Tue 11/11/08 Posts: 7110	Sun 07/19/09 03:04 PM
You can just drop them in the everglades....no need for a spade.

baldy6211 Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 5	Sun 07/19/09 03:04 PM
Ouch hahahaha come on girls dont be such men haters hahahhaha some of us got feelings and a good sense of humour

Lilypetal Joined Wed 02/25/09 Posts: 4052	Sun 07/19/09 03:04 PM
You can just drop them in the everglades....no need for a spade. oh WAIT I don't live in FL anymore...

wannacuddlewthme Joined Tue 11/11/08 Posts: 7110	Sun 07/19/09 03:05 PM
You can just drop them in the everglades....no need for a spade. oh WAIT I don't live in FL anymore... Had to move huh