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Gawd, being single is GREAT...
I miss living with my mom! 
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i totaly feel your pain bud
this happens to me ALOT i once drank a pint of gravy..... true story 
altho i wouldnt want to live with my mother 
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i live with my mom.
i'll trade you places. you can live with my mom. she'll cook for you. and i'll live alone. AND BE FREE!!!! 
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i live with my mom. i'll trade you places. you can live with my mom. she'll cook for you. and i'll live alone. AND BE FREE!!!!
and hungry 
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i live with my mom. i'll trade you places. you can live with my mom. she'll cook for you. and i'll live alone. AND BE FREE!!!!
and hungry
lol unlike you starving chaps.... i can cook. and make a fantastic meal out of almost anything. i'm the kitchen mcgyver. |
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frozen pizza
corn dogs cereal canned foods beer mac&cheese they keep me alive. |
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hey!
i can cook, ive lived on my own since 16, and i lived in my car when i was 19, cooking up on two gas stoves, so trust me, i can cook but when its late at night and your cuboards are bare, its not easy no food no cook
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hey! i can cook, ive lived on my own since 16, and i lived in my car when i was 19, cooking up on two gas stoves, so trust me, i can cook but when its late at night and your cuboards are bare, its not easy no food no cook
gotta have something in the house. even if its half a pack of mustard and a really old bag of popcorn. |
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eat bugs from the yard. yum.
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eat bugs from the yard. yum. i`ll remember that next time ive got a gun, and next door have a cat 
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ya for real
dude you can live with mom all ya want, you aint got nothin in the fridge cuz youre broke or lazy...mom cant help that ill be single and hungry broke and lazy before i go back.... wait i am goin back to live with my parents.... 
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I never starve, If Im starving Ill do ramen noodles, or cheese tortillas.
OR I used to pop over my Dads, and hed feed me. |
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Come onnnnn!
Scrape up $1.99 out of your couch cushion and run down to 7-11 0r whatever overnight store you got there...and grab yourself a frozen beef& bean burritto or even dollar menu at Mcdonalds! 
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Im eating peanut butter and ice cream....
Put the ice cream inside the jar of peanut butter Yum mom wouldnt do that, now would she |
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Im eating peanut butter and ice cream.... Put the ice cream inside the jar of peanut butter Yum mom wouldnt do that, now would she at least put it in a bowl son! gesssszzzzzz
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empty fridge... empty stomach
ice cream in the peanut butter jar.... stomach ache =( |
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Time for a stroll through the woods let nature feed you
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if i go in the woods...im thinking i may wanna bring toilet paper
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Time for a stroll through the woods let nature feed you
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Time for a stroll through the woods let nature feed you
See, the woods are plentiful for all
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