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I think blowing up a giant vat of chocolate pudding would be kinda' awesome... 
How about 50 tons of gummi bears somewhere in the middle of the US? |
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I don't know of anything that I would blow up, but I heard a wierd story from an ex-green beret one time about stuff blowing up. Many many years ago he was in some south american country and got an order to check on another unit of guys that were out in the jungle. There were reports of lots of explosions, so they went out to recon what was going on. When they got close enough to check it out with binoculars all they saw was a muddy field with a lot of craters in it. Then they noticed a couple of cows in it, about that time an AT4 rocket came zipping out of nowhere and suddenly there was one less cow.
 Quite disturbing but kinda funny too...no actually just disturbing. I dont know if it true but thats the story he told me.
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Garbage trucks with there beeping at 6 am.
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I think blowing up a giant vat of chocolate pudding would be kinda' awesome...
How about 50 tons of gummi bears somewhere in the middle of the US? ... I'm in on BOTH counts ... ... Make that Belgium Chocolade ... ... Open mouth, insert face ... 
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BACK AWAY FROM THE CHOCOLATE! AND PUT ALL EXPLOSIVES DOWN!LOL
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If you could get away with it...what would you like to blow up? And Mikey...yer doll doesn't count! 
 YOU
Sowwwwy...I haven't sprung a leak yet...! I'll poke a hole in ya and then you will leak
Stop talking like that Mirror. You're going to get her thread moved to the sex forum I LIKE TURTLES
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going to blow the world...its gone to hell anyway
  
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I don't know of anything that I would blow up, but I heard a wierd story from an ex-green beret one time about stuff blowing up. Many many years ago he was in some south american country and got an order to check on another unit of guys that were out in the jungle. There were reports of lots of explosions, so they went out to recon what was going on. When they got close enough to check it out with binoculars all they saw was a muddy field with a lot of craters in it. Then they noticed a couple of cows in it, about that time an AT4 rocket came zipping out of nowhere and suddenly there was one less cow. Quite disturbing but kinda funny too...no actually just disturbing. I dont know if it true but thats the story he told me.
Ooh! That is sad AND disturbing... Reminds me of when I was a kid...these creepy guys in the neighborhood used to stuff a cherry bomb inside a frog's mouth & watch it blow up...  I hated riding my bike past their driveway...shriveled froggy parts ever where...
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No! don't blow up my house PLEASE!! I beg of U for mercy,understanding & compassion.I was paid generously by your X to present fictitious tales before the Judge.Being a low life,greedy,lying mouthpiece is my specialty in a court of law.I'm an attorney for Gawd sakes.Perhaps we can strike a bargain.
It's time to vanish U crusty critter.  
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the feds are watching this thread.
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the feds are watching this thread. The feds are always watching me, I just smile and wave. 
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the feds are watching this thread. Well if they don't realize that it's a joke...or the fact that blowing up a vat of chocolate pudding is fairly harmless...then I don't know what else to tell you... 
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I've got a couple of neighbors I'd like to see disappear in a puff of smoke. I'll second this. |
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Edited by
Tracker_Ar
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Fri 07/17/09 04:01 PM
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Oh!!!!! I just remembered another one!!!
I have a friend who is in the Guard. He told me that one day when they were training with C4 they had a lot left over at the end of the day. He said that there is way to much paper work for turning in any unused C4 and obviously they won't let you take it home. So they usually just have some fun with it. Everybody decided to pool all their C4 together that day and they ended up with over forty pounds of the stuff. They decided to get rid of an old portajohn that had been sitting out there for a long time. So they dug a hole loaded the thing up with C4 and stuck in the hole. When it blew he said people from miles around felt the blast followed shortly there after by a shower of blue plastic. Now that ones funny and no cows were harmed in this event!! By the way the crater was HUGE he said. |
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Garbage trucks with there beeping at 6 am.
Surprised a guy would object to that. Probably one of the main causes of "morning delight" sex. lol |
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going to blow the world...its gone to hell anyway
oh my
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Nothing seems to kill me no matter how hard I try Nothing is closing my eyes Nothing can beat me down for your pain or delight And nothing seems to break me No matter how hard I fall nothing can break me at all Not one for giving up though not invincible I know Ive givin everything I need Id give you everything I own Id give in if it could at least be ours alone Ive given everything I could To blow it to hell and gone Burrow down in and Blow up the outside world Someone tried to tell me something Dont let the world get you down Nothing will do me in before I do myself So save it for your own and the ones you can help Want to make it understood Wanting though I never would Trying though I know its wrong Blowing it to hell and gone Wishing though I never could Blow up the outside world |
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the feds are watching this thread. Well if they don't realize that it's a joke...or the fact that blowing up a vat of chocolate pudding is fairly harmless...then I don't know what else to tell you...
NOT IF IT IS A VAT OF CHOCOLATE WITH YOU IN IT
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