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to do things like i would do and not hurt me
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Edited by
scotty1964
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Wed 07/15/09 02:58 AM
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to do things like i would do and not hurt me Hope it evolves? |
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DUDE
you dont have to teach him anything. Monkeys are smart. Just give him some bananas and nuts and stuff.... sit him down and let him watch you maybe....2 hours, tops! He will mimic you! If not? Its a female monkey   
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Teaching monkeys to drink, smoke pot, and surf is usually not wise. I'm not seeing scotty and "Bubbles".
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But it might be a good thing. Scotty might learn a thing or two from "Bubbles". Pick and eat bugs and flies from each others fur. Screech at other monkeys. Throw poo. Monkey see, scotty do.
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Believe me
You Cannot. I repeat cannot Teach any monkey to do what you do (take it from me!) |
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Scotty have a desire to be closer to his ancestors? Ha ha ha!
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hahaha u kill me biker
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to do things like i would do and not hurt me  Give him beer
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get advice of mirror when he has his cheeky monkey picture up
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to do things like i would do and not hurt me first, stop calling girls monkeys. they don't appreciate it. . . . |
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Teaching monkeys to drink, smoke pot, and surf is usually not wise. I'm not seeing scotty and "Bubbles". 
that would be cool though! |
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to do things like i would do and not hurt me Give it a steady diet of Gin and cigarettes. |
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stop being a cheap scape and buy a ready trained monkey
neverland sell em |
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Edited by
BillySuvol
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Wed 07/15/09 10:43 PM
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I think that was a Michael Jackson reference....................? Eh?
Monkeys? Michael Jackson? No Sh*!^T he had monkeys there too?!?! |
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to do things like i would do and not hurt me have the old monkey show him the ropes before he leaves... |
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i just want it to do the things i dont want to do....like talk,type,work,and eat...ive lost so much time because of him..
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Teach it to steal donuts and beer. Watch out for social services. |
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