What is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish eat dogfish world? Is
everyone united for a common porpoise? Or do they all split off in their
own special groupers? Well, one tragic story indicates it's not so
perfect down there.

There was once a brilliant sturgeon on the staff of the community health
fishility. He was in fact one of it's flounders. Wiser than salmon, a
fin fellow who would never shrimp from his responsibilities, he was
successful and happy and always whistled a happy tuna.

One day one of his patients, a mere whipper snapper, started trouting
around telling everyone the sturgeon's treatments had made him more eel
than he had been and the conked him with a malpractice suit.

Well, the sturgeon was in a real pickeral. The board chased him off the
staff and demanded his oyster. But fortunately the case smelt to high
heaven so the judge denied the plaintiff's clam.

The board tried to hire the sturgeon back but by then he had hit the
bottlenose pretty hard. But what's really shad about the story is that
the sturgeon ended up on squid-row...

U sunk

the skin of some people become yellowish under water. some body conscious people get irritted when they are pointed out. this becomes a matter of joke for their near and dear ones who knows about it, but the person who turns yellowish thinks they don't know.