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Topic: I farted threads?
MeChrissy2 Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 10155	Sun 07/12/09 11:50 AM
If we stop saying Hello and Goodbye to each other, I suggest we start I farted threads. Not only will it keep the lines of communication open, it will let us know when to stay away from you. Your thoughts?

earthytaurus76 Joined Wed 04/08/09 Posts: 6603	Sun 07/12/09 11:52 AM
I think thats what twitter is for?

GeniuSxBoY Joined Sun 06/15/08 Posts: 8190	Sun 07/12/09 11:52 AM
You know what I think about flatulence talk?

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Sun 07/12/09 12:01 PM
If we stop saying Hello and Goodbye to each other, I suggest we start I farted threads. Not only will it keep the lines of communication open, it will let us know when to stay away from you. Your thoughts? I don't think communication was meant to come from that end Chrissy.. Yet your idea does have some merit.

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sun 07/12/09 12:03 PM
If we stop saying Hello and Goodbye to each other, I suggest we start I farted threads. Not only will it keep the lines of communication open, it will let us know when to stay away from you. Your thoughts? I don't think communication was meant to come from that end Chrissy.. Yet your idea does have some merit. Oh believe me...I've made quite a few commentaries using that method...

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sun 07/12/09 12:15 PM
In theory it sounds good.... the ugly reality is...eventually someone will laugh sneeze and fart at the same time....resulting in an involuntary projectile power shart..... I know that I ain't gonna clean it up!

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Sun 07/12/09 12:18 PM
Some of the older ladies at my workplace had no idea what a shart was. Was kind of fun explaining it while trying to remain polite.

TxsSun Joined Wed 05/20/09 Posts: 14582	Sun 07/12/09 12:19 PM
If we stop saying Hello and Goodbye to each other, I suggest we start I farted threads. Not only will it keep the lines of communication open, it will let us know when to stay away from you. Your thoughts? I think you might be on to something Chrissy

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Sun 07/12/09 12:24 PM
Well who's going to commence with the tooting?

whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Sun 07/12/09 12:39 PM
I do not fart I fluff or I poof.

MeChrissy2 Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 10155	Sun 07/12/09 02:17 PM
All, I just farted. It was actually more of a toot. Not alot of depth or volume, so I am going with toot. Feel free to join in as required.

GeniuSxBoY Joined Sun 06/15/08 Posts: 8190	Sun 07/12/09 02:20 PM
OMG...

GeniuSxBoY Joined Sun 06/15/08 Posts: 8190	Sun 07/12/09 02:29 PM
Everytime someone farts, hugh jackman makes that face, iirc

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Sun 07/12/09 02:29 PM
I do not fart. Ever.

beauty314 Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 1709	Sun 07/12/09 02:36 PM
The guys will love this

HibiscusPlumeria Joined Fri 06/05/09 Posts: 407	Sun 07/12/09 06:31 PM
If we stop saying Hello and Goodbye to each other, I suggest we start I farted threads. Not only will it keep the lines of communication open, it will let us know when to stay away from you. Your thoughts? WHAT did I miss Chrissy?

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Sun 07/12/09 06:34 PM
my farts smell like freshly baked cupcakes.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 07/12/09 06:39 PM
Since I am the undisputed king of flattulence I shall bend over and comment........PPppPPFFfffFFTTTTTTTttttt!!!!!!! Thank you.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 07/12/09 06:41 PM
When in doubt, bust one out!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 07/12/09 06:43 PM
More exciting than bowlin is squeezin your colon. Ppppppppfffffftttttt!!!!!