so yesteday the bestie and i went to mimi's for some lunchin good times and the waitor was fantastic.

oh my god fantastic. like i didn't know what to get so he says to me "I'm a food connoisseur. let me order for you and not tell you what you're gettin." i stare at his dreamy eyes and kiss tattoo and say "aw f**k it. sure."

you know what he brings me? the best damned sammich i'd ever had in my life with vinaigrette to dip it in. and then.. his number so we can all meet up at the bar later last night.

so my bestie say "oh my god you have a pseudo date!!"

and i'm like wtf is a pseudo date?

it turns out a pseudo date is when you are meeting someone in a casual setting in the hopes that you will hit it off so well that you get to schedule an actual date.

have you ever been on a pseudo date?

apparently i just did last night.

it went swimmingly except for the fact that his entourage was all chicks. dangit.

so once again..


have you ever been on a pseudo date?

no, but sounds like yours was nice.

once, when I was younger, I had pseudo sex.

This sounds similar to the "I'll invite so and so, so you two can meet and see if you hit it off." thing. Been to a number of those.

I've only been on Pseudo dates, meeting in public for coffee. I would kill for someone to ask me on an actual date.

ahhh... the 'accidental' date.

my advice: pack a flask.

how does that happen, pray tell?

we were at the local gay dive. where the bartender (also my hair dresser) loved me enough to keep me pretty toasted. :p

a couple of times i have,didn't work out though...doesn't mean yours won't....by the way are you going on a date with this guy?

I had one of those once. Didn't know there was an actual name for it though. It didn't go as well as yours did. I think i knew 50% of the people at the bar. I was a big hit with all my friends but not with her.

In that case the bestie and you meet the beastie seems its gonna be a party tonight bestie beastie and all

1) get flask
2) get bourbon
3) pour bourbon in flask
4) go on your miserable date

did you guys tubthump afterward?

LOL no. turns out one of the entourage girls was the love of his life who just became single.

and because i'm soo awesome, we sat together and he told me all about it.

i wanted to slug him and drown her in the toilet.

but i didn't.

i just sipped my fat girl (its a drink) and smiled kindly at him and wished him luck.

dangit.

Oh there ya go, your at a gay bar , he's surrounded by women = he's gay!

here I was thinking bestie and beastie and you were gonna share the fat girl (A drink of course)I like fat girls (A drink of course)

no but we did as any of my fellow chubscouts would do.

we hit jack in the box for spicy chicken sammiches

Thats what I was thinking.