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calling women burros?!? Here's the email in question. What the heck is a girl supposed to take from this? lol If there was a wild Burro let loose in the yard I wouldn't even need to put gloves on that wild pony would come up to me tame as a kitten while I gingerly escort her back to her wild lands later she'd invite me over for oats and carrots. looks like you found yourself a keeper 
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calling women burros?!? Here's the email in question. What the heck is a girl supposed to take from this? lol If there was a wild Burro let loose in the yard I wouldn't even need to put gloves on that wild pony would come up to me tame as a kitten while I gingerly escort her back to her wild lands later she'd invite me over for oats and carrots. 
By Jack Handy. DUH!!! Its AL FRANKEN!!! Nu uh... is it really? Now that I look back.. it could be..lol That reminds me of this one.. Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think: Oh boy! I'm going insane again. OR Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk. |
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Sorry, I had to revive this email... it still makes me wonder what the heck that guy was thinking. Plus the last post still cracks me up. WHo's got some good Jack Handy quotes?
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