100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: who in their right mind goes around... | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
that made no sense at all. let us know how your date with him goes. 
lmao!! NO WAY! My response was, "I only see one jackass here and it's not me..." and sent him on his merry way with the block button. I mean, is a line like that supposed to make women swoon?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
that made no sense at all. let us know how your date with him goes.
lmao!! NO WAY! My response was, "I only see one jackass here and it's not me..." and sent him on his merry way with the block button. I mean, is a line like that supposed to make women swoon?
Y'mean it doesn't???  Damn, and I was gonna use that ... now I gotta come up with something else! 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
calling women burros?!? Here's the email in question. What the heck is a girl supposed to take from this? lol If there was a wild Burro let loose in the yard I wouldn't even need to put gloves on that wild pony would come up to me tame as a kitten while I gingerly escort her back to her wild lands later she'd invite me over for oats and carrots.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I'd say he is a real Jackazz
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I'm not even sure what the hell that is supposed to mean.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
OMG This is why I have trouble with online dating! None of you are able to understand metaphore! This is a great complement and you don't get it. Amazing.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oh yes the back yard...where men are men and Burros are nervous.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Sounds sexy!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
calling women burros?!? Here's the email in question. What the heck is a girl supposed to take from this? lol If there was a wild Burro let loose in the yard I wouldn't even need to put gloves on that wild pony would come up to me tame as a kitten while I gingerly escort her back to her wild lands later she'd invite me over for oats and carrots. actually he likes doing goats.... he's just a freak.... he's an idiot....  
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The burro in question represents a independent woman, who is strong, stubborn, not tamed by the conventions of the day But she recognizes the kindness in the mans heart, and gives of herself willingly.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
It does sound somewhat poetic but
I wouldn't know how to take that one either Interesting... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
lol!
Poetic, huh... On what planet? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oh yes the back yard...where men are men and Burros are nervous.  
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I had to read that twice just to understand it.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
poetic license is expired!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
think I am the only one who likes it :) wtf..
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
the way to a woman's heart (in general) is not through the um.. "burro"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
calling women burros?!? Here's the email in question. What the heck is a girl supposed to take from this? lol If there was a wild Burro let loose in the yard I wouldn't even need to put gloves on that wild pony would come up to me tame as a kitten while I gingerly escort her back to her wild lands later she'd invite me over for oats and carrots.
By Jack Handy. DUH!!! Its AL FRANKEN!!! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"RAPE THE DONKEYS! AND KILL THE WOMEN"! "Uh, pardon me senor, don't you mean rape the women and kill the donkeys"? "No, amigo, have you seen their women"?
|
|
|
|
|
