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Edited by
krupa
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Tue 07/07/09 07:41 PM
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So, last night my friend from Iceland and one of my fighting buddies stopped by....nice night...doors open for the breeze...
A LOUD rattling sound shoot through the door and slaps up against the drapes.... 
(I am a tall guy with really big hands) Oh hey! On my monitor the first pic is almost life size... This thing was seriously the size of a chicken egg... 
I swear...my friend from Iceland went from sitting on the couch...jumped the coffe table and made it out the door without ever touching the carpet...screaming "Oh My GOD! Get it out!"..to which I yelled..."the other ones are outside!"..He ran back in slapping furiously at himself and locked himself in the bathroom. My fighting buddy 
was in the kitchen shrieking like an 8 year old girl! I laughed my @ss off (and took the lil mama outside to go do what Junebugs do) but, no doubt, that was one BIG @SSED JUNEBUG! |
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Put that thing on the grill and eat it!!!!!
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Edited by
Dragoness
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Tue 07/07/09 07:47 PM
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They are hard as hell to get out of your hair when they land on your head too. YUCK!!! |
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When I lived in Florida, I got dive bombed by them all the time.
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Oh, I get it everything is bigger in Texas...
Dam, that would about knock you off your bike if you were riding...ha! Well, at bare minimum put bug gut moose in your hair.. We used to get those and locus in Pa. but not quite that big... That's funny about your friend... Did you arm him with a mace to feel safer then? 
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When I lived in Florida, I got dive bombed by them all the time. Hehehehehe they may not bite but, when they grab on...they are serious! |
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Oh, I get it everything is bigger in Texas...
Dam, that would about knock you off your bike if you were riding...ha! Well, at bare minimum put bug gut moose in your hair.. We used to get those and locus in Pa. but not quite that big... That's funny about your friend... Did you arm him with a mace to feel safer then?
Nah...he was trying to "Butch up" afterwards...He is a bad-@ssed fighter for sure...but last night...he was litirally hitting the high notes when I was walking that thing past him! Too damned funny! |
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very good omen,.. especially since you set her free,.. 
tx krupa 
glad our tics ain`t that big,.but if they were,.. they might be a tad easier to find |
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I have little ones around my house -- like the size of a pinky fingernail, but that is HUGE!
You tell a fun, story, Krupa!
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You could have told him that since it is now July...the June bugs are not longer lethal...well, most of them anyway!! we have some big ones up here too!! I have not ever had them fly or land on me though... |
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I have little ones around my house -- like the size of a pinky fingernail, but that is HUGE!
You tell a fun, story, Krupa!
Baby...all the rest of the Junebugs ARE the size of a fingernail! This one sounded like a bird flying in... Sure wish I had a picture of the fly that I found on my window sill pretty much the same size. The story was dull Melody....my idiotic and hysterical friends made it funny! |
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Seriously Erick I can handle any kind of bugs or even snakes but Gawd forbid those damn junebug's just freak me out. One that size I would have been about as bad as your buddy's lol.
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Put that thing on the grill and eat it!!!!!
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I want to see the drawing! 
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Good Karma that you didn't kill it, thank god, that was a good ending to a great story.
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Edited by
krupa
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Tue 07/07/09 09:01 PM
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Seriously Erick I can handle any kind of bugs or even snakes but Gawd forbid those damn junebug's just freak me out. One that size I would have been about as bad as your buddy's lol.
You panzy! You would have hated my Chinese Emperor Scorpion....8.5 inches of non-cuddly stingytude.... |
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I want to see the drawing!
Okay Agrant.... Ask and you will recieve... I was working on a sketch for T-shirts for our guys at work to wear to the arena football game..(we sponsor the Abilene Ruff Riders...thier shirts suck....so I wanted us to show up with a cooler T) 
still got a bit of ink to do on it though... it is alot of dots! |
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Krup why are u fightin? Why do u need a fightin buddy?
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Good Karma that you didn't kill it, thank god, that was a good ending to a great story.
I don't kill the innocent, only the MF's that really earn it. I firmly abide by Kharma (I misspell it on purpose..so ya don't gotta correct me)..just in case Lex is around.... Besides...I am much happier trying to be good and compassionate |
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