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Likes finer things = needs money to get Wants someone ambitious = ambitious enough to work hard to make lots of money Needs someone with a plan in life = A plan to be rich and successful. let's not forget Loves to travel = you need to have money to take me places Likes dining out = you need to have money to take me places Loves to shop = you need to have money to buy me nice things . . . |
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Likes finer things = needs money to get Wants someone ambitious = ambitious enough to work hard to make lots of money Needs someone with a plan in life = A plan to be rich and successful. let's not forget Loves to travel = you need to have money to take me places Likes dining out = you need to have money to take me places Loves to shop = you need to have money to buy me nice things . . . 
Shhhhh, you're gonna get jumped... |
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Friends first = You're going to have to beg for it. or i'll sleep with you if you're hot/rich enough but otherwise you're S.O.L. . . . |
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Don't watch much television = Doesn't own a television. or, can't afford cable/satellite . . . |
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independent = my way or the highway
hard working = poor attractive = my mom says I'm beautiful just the way I am honest = I'll say whatever you want to get into your pants and lastly Just looking to make new friends = I need to get laid-back more often. 
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It just kills me every time I see "Like to have fun"
I kinda think that goes without saying. what??like someone is going to put in their profile...... I am so totally miserable, I have no life, not even one friend, I am so far in hock that I had to do a reverse morgue on my house, can't get a job because of my prison record........just looking for someone that is happy so I can suck the life out of them?????? |
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"Tired of dating loosers" = anyone who can spell better than me.
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Likes long walks--beer store is on the next block =lost my license(too many dui's) . . . |
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I'm a homebody - Is under house arrest.
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independent = my way or the highway
Amen!!! the truth hurts |
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Doesn't drink or do drugs = I'm in a 12-step program.
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smokes occasionaly= i just want to find out if you smoke first, if you dont im trying to quit
smokes occasionally = when i can afford to buy smokes or smokes occasionally = i only have one lit at a time . . . |
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"Tired of dating loosers" = anyone who can spell better than me. Thank goodness for spell checker!! I would be so SOL! |
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Edited by
74Drew
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Tue 07/07/09 12:15 PM
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..... I am so totally miserable, I have no life, not even one friend, I am so far in hock that I had to do a reverse morgue on my house, can't get a job because of my prison record........just looking for someone that is happy so I can suck the life out of them?????? i was going to write exactly that but i thought it was a little dark. . . . |
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..... I am so totally miserable, I have no life, not even one friend, I am so far in hock that I had to do a reverse morgue on my house, can't get a job because of my prison record........just looking for someone that is happy so I can suck the life out of them?????? i was going to write exactly that but i thought it was a little dark. . . . Once in a while I tend to get in touch with my dark side 
Most things in life we have a choice about...Laugh or cry. I choose to laugh. |
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Love the outdoors = Homeless or lives in a tent = i walk to my car, i drive with the windows down, i walk into work, i stand outside on my smoke break. i'll think about going camping with you but don't expect me to get my nails dirty and you had better bring an air mattress because i'm not sleeping on the ground. and if i get one bug bite i'm out. . . . |
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I'm a homebody - Is under house arrest. I feel like the song "killing me softly" why does everything you say describe my life 
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looking for a nice girl = got hurt bad before by a not so nice girl, therefore I won't trust you as far as I can throw you. Prepare to be stalked.
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I'm a homebody - Is under house arrest. I feel like the song "killing me softly" why does everything you say describe my life
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Love the outdoors = Homeless or lives in a tent = i walk to my car, i drive with the windows down, i walk into work, i stand outside on my smoke break. i'll think about going camping with you but don't expect me to get my nails dirty and you had better bring an air mattress because i'm not sleeping on the ground. and if i get one bug bite i'm out. . . . This thread is hilarious!!
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