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Too bad you live so far away = Hell to the no. You ain't NEARLY hot enough for me to waste my time talking to you. = if you promise that you'll put out i'll consider traveling to tap that. . . . = If you buy the plane ticket! BTW, a friend of mine was all hot over a guy she met online, and she paid to fly him and his two kids to visit her over the past five days. It did NOT go well and now she is devastated. I feel really bad for her! sorry toots, that sucks!!! |
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I don't do one night stands = ask me out to lunch if you want to get lucky Would you like to do lunch sometime soon??? 
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Lookin for someone to chat with = I wanna see you nekked on cam. let's chat on messenger - I wanna see you naked Let's talk on phone - I wanna have phn sex w/you 
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I'm very independent = I'm clingy and needy and if we break-up I will stalk you.
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I want one guy to prove to me they are not all the same = I like being stepped on.
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if interested email me - I'm too lazy to take the initiative
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I'm very independent = I'm clingy and needy and if we break-up I will stalk you. = don't call me, i'll call you.....maybe, but probably not. . . . |
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I don't do one night stands = ask me out to lunch if you want to get lucky Would you like to do lunch sometime soon???
Totally set myself up for that one...I didn't mean me...I meant them other posters. I do one night stands. 
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I don't do one night stands = ask me out to lunch if you want to get lucky Would you like to do lunch sometime soon???
Totally set myself up for that one...I didn't mean me...I meant them other posters. I do one night stands.
Not me, man. I'll take the lunch. In fact, I think I'll order one entree to eat there and one to go, so I can have something to nosh on later!
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I don't do one night stands = ask me out to lunch if you want to get lucky Would you like to do lunch sometime soon???
Totally set myself up for that one...I didn't mean me...I meant them other posters. I do one night stands.
Begging isn't below me!!! 
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I don't do one night stands = ask me out to lunch if you want to get lucky Would you like to do lunch sometime soon???
Totally set myself up for that one...I didn't mean me...I meant them other posters. I do one night stands.
Not me, man. I'll take the lunch. In fact, I think I'll order one entree to eat there and one to go, so I can have something to nosh on later!
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My pics are recent = This is me, 15 years ago.
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my kids are my life - didnt know what to write here
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 I don't do one night stands = ask me out to lunch if you want to get lucky Would you like to do lunch sometime soon???
Totally set myself up for that one...I didn't mean me...I meant them other posters. I do one night stands.
Not me, man. I'll take the lunch. In fact, I think I'll order one entree to eat there and one to go, so I can have something to nosh on later!
Oooo, what are you making? Make extras for me to take home to my kids and pets.
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I don't do one night stands = ask me out to lunch if you want to get lucky Would you like to do lunch sometime soon???
Totally set myself up for that one...I didn't mean me...I meant them other posters. I do one night stands.
Not me, man. I'll take the lunch. In fact, I think I'll order one entree to eat there and one to go, so I can have something to nosh on later!
Shoot...now why didn't I think of that?!  Momma told me "Never turn down a free meal, just bring mace in case they get frisky afterwards." Momma's old, this was before you could taser 'em.
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Since so much of what we read on profiles is euphemistic double talk there should be a data base for a translation of profile speak. I've added in the pedia since many people believe anything with pedia added to it (see Wikipedia) cannot be wrong. I'll start. "Looking for someone goal oriented" = wants someone who has or will have lots of money "Homebody" = usually not interested in any activity of a physical nature. Come on people. Let's see some contributions. Most of us need something like this, especially newbies. 
Sunset.... You are an evil.. evil person!! dam you!!! This thread was so fun that I wasted my whole day here 
Now I have to go to work.. I don't want to go...WA..WA..WA..WA 
See you guys later! |
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I don't do the bar scene = I'm no longer allowed to go into any of the bars around here.
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I want one guy to prove to me they are not all the same = I like being stepped on. or another possibility for that one ... "... not all the same" = If I wasn't already, I have become a man-hating bi*** and you will regret ever contacting me |
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Since so much of what we read on profiles is euphemistic double talk there should be a data base for a translation of profile speak. I've added in the pedia since many people believe anything with pedia added to it (see Wikipedia) cannot be wrong. I'll start. "Looking for someone goal oriented" = wants someone who has or will have lots of money "Homebody" = usually not interested in any activity of a physical nature. Come on people. Let's see some contributions. Most of us need something like this, especially newbies.
Sunset.... You are an evil.. evil person!! dam you!!! This thread was so fun that I wasted my whole day here
Now I have to go to work.. I don't want to go...WA..WA..WA..WA
See you guys later! See ya! 
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I don't do the bar scene = I'm no longer allowed to go into any of the bars around here. or = i'm in court ordered rehab. . . . |
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