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| Topic: Do you really believe there is someone for everyone? | |
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I believe there is someone out there for everyone it is just a matter of finding them.
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Joy....you remembered to poke holes in the crate right???? 
Aww crap! The guy at the UPS store didn't meantion that.. Look at it this way, the one's that survive are well survivors... 
great....what I'm I supposed to do with them then???? 
Kim hun, you asked for them.. You did not specify "what shape" they should be in when they arrived... I had enough trouble trying to find a crate to fit them in...
is breathing too much to ask for???
Hun, they were all breathing when I put them in the box.. Look at it like "survival of the fittest", only the strong or really crafty one's will make it and you'll know that you got the pick of the litter... Well, except for the one's I kept...
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 I'm as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
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 I'm seeking a virgin MILF
You want to be Jesus's stepdad? There are more than 7bil people on earth. Let's say that 3.5bil are of the opposite sex (just for sake of arguement). Just by sheer numbers, you'd have to suspect that there is someone out there with whom you can have a happy life. Then again, there are some serious crackpots who will never get it right. One can only have that those crackpots eventually meet. The good news is that a fair number of said loonies have already shown up here. Do you know how long it would take to wade through 3.5 billion people? Dating three times a week it would take you roughly 40 or so years with only a million. And of course that isn't taking into account the likelyhood of dating a serial killer...err...well, uh, I'm not talking about me...honestly...damn... 
That's why I am so thankful for mutual match. |
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Do you know how long it would take to wade through 3.5 billion people? A billion SECONDS is roughly 31 years. So, dating one person a second, it would take you 108.5 years to go through 3.5 billion people. This would mean you could never sleep or go to the bathroom or much of anything, really. Now, I don't know about you, but it ALMOST ALWAYS takes me more than one second to find out that someone is NOT compatible. There have been times when it took as long as 11 minutes. This screws up the entire schedule as explained above. |
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Edited by
michiganman3
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Sat 07/04/09 12:54 PM
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Abandon all Hope, real or false as you pass though these doors upon which rests the name....
MINGLE2 |
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I'm seeking a virgin MILF
You want to be Jesus's stepdad? There are more than 7bil people on earth. Let's say that 3.5bil are of the opposite sex (just for sake of arguement). Just by sheer numbers, you'd have to suspect that there is someone out there with whom you can have a happy life. Then again, there are some serious crackpots who will never get it right. One can only have that those crackpots eventually meet. The good news is that a fair number of said loonies have already shown up here. Do you know how long it would take to wade through 3.5 billion people? Dating three times a week it would take you roughly 40 or so years with only a million. And of course that isn't taking into account the likelyhood of dating a serial killer...err...well, uh, I'm not talking about me...honestly...damn...
That's why I am so thankful for mutual match. 
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Do you know how long it would take to wade through 3.5 billion people? A billion SECONDS is roughly 31 years. So, dating one person a second, it would take you 108.5 years to go through 3.5 billion people. This would mean you could never sleep or go to the bathroom or much of anything, really. Now, I don't know about you, but it ALMOST ALWAYS takes me more than one second to find out that someone is NOT compatible. There have been times when it took as long as 11 minutes. This screws up the entire schedule as explained above. And that doesn't even factor in the fact that women do outnumber men on this rock we call earth. |
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Do you know how long it would take to wade through 3.5 billion people? A billion SECONDS is roughly 31 years. So, dating one person a second, it would take you 108.5 years to go through 3.5 billion people. This would mean you could never sleep or go to the bathroom or much of anything, really. Now, I don't know about you, but it ALMOST ALWAYS takes me more than one second to find out that someone is NOT compatible. There have been times when it took as long as 11 minutes. This screws up the entire schedule as explained above. And that doesn't even factor in the fact that women do outnumber men on this rock we call earth. Sadly enough, more males are born than females.. We're just stronger 
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Every one knows ***** makes the world go round **** just greases the wheels.
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I'm as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
Don't be confused! Just enjoy yourself!
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Do you know how long it would take to wade through 3.5 billion people? A billion SECONDS is roughly 31 years. So, dating one person a second, it would take you 108.5 years to go through 3.5 billion people. This would mean you could never sleep or go to the bathroom or much of anything, really. Now, I don't know about you, but it ALMOST ALWAYS takes me more than one second to find out that someone is NOT compatible. There have been times when it took as long as 11 minutes. This screws up the entire schedule as explained above. And that doesn't even factor in the fact that women do outnumber men on this rock we call earth. Sadly enough, more males are born than females.. We're just stronger
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Do you know how long it would take to wade through 3.5 billion people? A billion SECONDS is roughly 31 years. So, dating one person a second, it would take you 108.5 years to go through 3.5 billion people. This would mean you could never sleep or go to the bathroom or much of anything, really. Now, I don't know about you, but it ALMOST ALWAYS takes me more than one second to find out that someone is NOT compatible. There have been times when it took as long as 11 minutes. This screws up the entire schedule as explained above. And that doesn't even factor in the fact that women do outnumber men on this rock we call earth. My sister has been married 5 times and working on 6. If each woman has six... we MEN are doomed! 
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I think that there is I think so too. Happy birthday 
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Edited by
Moblodite
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Sat 07/04/09 01:08 PM
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I believe there is someone out there for everyone it is just a matter of finding them. Thats just it, every time I find her.. She is over a thousand miles away. 
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Edited by
SunnyMcleod
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Sat 07/04/09 01:09 PM
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I think there's someone out there for everyone to LOVE. But I don't think there is always someone for everyone to BE WITH.
I've only met one guy who has ever been able to cope with me and it was impossible from the green light... |
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I believe there is someone out there for everyone it is just a matter of finding them. Thats just it, every time I find her.. She is over a thousand miles away.
Meh 1000 miles is only a 3 hour plane ride. >.> |
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I believe there is someone out there for everyone it is just a matter of finding them. Thats just it, every time I find her.. She is over a thousand miles away.
Meh 1000 miles is only a 3 hour plane ride. >.> And if you want to have a normal dating relationship that is a brick wall. I am not looking for someone to play with a few times a month/year. |
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If only I could get that bailout that I wanted; I could get that jet I wanted so I could date all over this confounded orb.
Hopefully, there's more than one in 3.5x10^9 for each of us. Perhaps we can get the govenment to assign spouses. We'll just fill out the forms, and they'll do the rest. |
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