"We must leave here at once." The Unknown Operative spoke. "Something has happend to your sister and her escort."

"What has happened?" asked The Dame With The Same NAme.

" I have no idea, the Fly Phone and the Speaking Beacon have both gone offline." replied The Unknown Operative.

They were escorted to the airport where a private jet was waiting and ready to fly.

The MAn With No Name leaned forward and whispered into Pontius Pilate The Pilot's ear...

Thinking her off guard, Buster Buraham made his move..Quickly jumping to the right he drew a pistol and held it on her.

"Drop the damn knife Muffy. You and I are going to have a long conversation." Pulling a rope from his pocket he told her to turn around so he could bind her.

As he yanked the rope tightly around her wrists, he laughed..."Aw did that hurt my little wild cat? Don't worry, there's more where that came from. Now I want to know where your sister Lady Betts is!"

Fourious that she had allowed him to get the jump on her, she spat in his face.

Laughing, he backhanded her..." This is going to be fun..I hope you take all night to tell me what I need to know!" He slapped her again, and blood flowed from the cut over her cheek.

"I'll never tell you anything, Buraham!" Muffy replied.

Bro. Ken Hymen had been riding through The Noosewoods for 12 days now. A treacherous ride for the vines hanging from the trees were predatory. Reaching out to snare the unwary traveller and then slowly drain its victim while keeping it alive as long as possible.

Heading towards Lands End where the mischevious Muffy The MAnslayer was supposed to arrive within the next week.

Lands End was the southern most tip of the Northern Continent. The land was strung out in a 50 mile peninsula. It was the main arrival and departure point for the Southern Islands.

Bro. Ken Hymen hoped he would arrive before Muffy, give him plenty of time to settle in. Maybe even gets some fun in ...

Muffy endured the atrocities Buster put her through without saying a word..She would survive this and he would pay...the only thought in her head was saving Betts from Hymen, the notorious cherry picker of the fabled church..

She lay curled in a fetal position, waiting for him to come back.

She heard him moving about in the darkness moving towards her, then a lout grunt and someone falling.

"There you worthless son of a whore! Pick on Muffy will you?"
The voice belonged to a woman.

Someone lifted Muffy to a sitting position and Muffy looked into a face she hadn't seen for quite awhile..." Well well Muffy, welcome back!" laughed Caroldeedee...."we've been expecting you, but didn't know I was going to have to knock someone silly just so we could go meet Betts!"

Muffy endured the atrocities Buster put her through without saying a word..She would survive this and he would pay...the only thought in her head was saving Betts from Hymen, the notorious cherry picker of the fabled church..

She lay curled in a fetal position, waiting for him to come back.

She heard him moving about in the darkness moving towards her, then a lout grunt and someone falling.

"There you worthless son of a whore! Pick on Muffy will you?"
The voice belonged to a woman.

Someone lifted Muffy to a sitting position and Muffy looked into a face she hadn't seen for quite awhile..." Well well Muffy, welcome back!" laughed Caroldeedee...."we've been expecting you, but didn't know I was going to have to knock someone silly just so we could go meet Betts!"

The jet carrying LAdy Betts and The Unknown Operative arrived safetly at LAnds End. LAdy Betts was unaware of what The Unknown Operative really had planned. Even though The UO was smitten by her, it wasn't beyond him to use her as bait to finally take care of his Nemesis, Muffy The Manslayer...


Bro. Ken Hymen finished disposing his latest play toy. From his vantage point in the south window of the 15th floor, he saw the "private jet" which was undeniably owned by THE Secret Police. He was to befriend Muffy and escort her to her sister, The Lame DAme With The Same Name.

"Caroldeedee, how did you find me? How did you know I was here?"
asked Muffy, after they had gotten to the great tower of the castle at Lands End, and Muffy had rested and been treated for the brusies and cuts given her by Buster Buraham.

" I had a special friend looking for you, he is anxious to meet you"
her voice trailed off at the knock on the door.

"That's him now." She opened the door to reveil the figure of a tall handsome man, dressed in the churches finery. "Muffy this is Ken Hymen, he's is so anxious to meet you he couldn't wait until tomorrow!"

"Caroldeedee, how did you find me? How did you know I was here?"
asked Muffy, after they had gotten to the great tower of the castle at Lands End, and Muffy had rested and been treated for the brusies and cuts given her by Buster Buraham.

" I had a special friend looking for you, he is anxious to meet you"
her voice trailed off at the knock on the door.

"That's him now." She opened the door to reveil the figure of a tall handsome man, dressed in the churches finery. "Muffy this is Ken Hymen, he's is so anxious to meet you he couldn't wait until tomorrow!"

Bro. Ken Hymen falls to the floor as he fires off 3 shots at Buster. Buraham took one to the shoulder as he returned fire, hitting nothing but an oak table. Ken jumps up and shoots Buster between the eyes.

Muffy took cover when the shots began to fly. After the shots stopped she screamed...

"WHAT THE HELL! WHERE DID HE COME FROM!"

"GET DOWN CAROLDEEDEE!!"

Rolling across the floor she grabbed her knife and threw it at Hymen, but he had already lunged through the door and the knife twanged into the frame.,

"CHILL OUT, lady" Bro. Ken Hymen yelled, "I'm her to take you to your sister."

"I am to escort you to The Lame Dame WIth The Same Name." he continued.

"Sorry about the fella you were with, we had an old score to settle."

"Will you come?" he asked.

" You might give a lady some warning!" spoke Muffy, still a little scared and a whole lot mad!

"Don't I know you? Are you 'the' Brother Ken Hymen of the Church?"
Looking at him closely, she knew she knew him....

"Muffy" Caroldeedee, crooned."Mr. Hymen is a friend, he's going to take you to meet Betts."

Shaking Caroldeedee hand away, Muffy backed away..." No. No I know who you are...."

Caroldeedee cast off her disguise and out flopped The BiG Ole Dick. The Private Dick's older brother.

Muffy gasped again, it was such a mouthful to take in all at once.

So with a Big Ole Dick in her face and Bro. Ken Hymen at her back, what was poor ole Muff to do....

" It's you!" Muffy was shocked at the sight of The Big Ole Dick standing before her..His disguise had been so real, she had thought that it was Caroldeedee. Now this......and the nortorious Bro.Ken Hymen, both in the same room...Muffy had some fast thinking to do.

"let's make a deal for now..I think I know what you both want, but Big Dick, I have something to tell you. Something you're not going to like at all........"

"Your brother is dead." Muffy said. "We were on our way here, when he keeled over and died." she continued.

"What happened?" Big Dick asked.

"I'm not sure but it appeared as if he was poisoned."

Big Dick didn't hear another word out of Muffy's mouth.

"All I want is to take you to your erm sister." said Bro. Ken Hymen anxiously.

"Shouldn't we be on our way?" he asked.

Steely eyes turned towards Bro.Ken Hymen. Without a word, Big Dick hit him with a fist as hard as a steel hammer. Hymen dropped like a stone, eyes rooling back into his head.

Big Dick walked through the door.."Come on", he said to Muffy " There's someone we need to see. He just flew into town."

We're meetin for beers at the Sud's & Stud's Saloon...

Suds & Studs Saloon home of Swinging Drunken *****, located in the heart of Lands End. The absentee owner Drunken Dick The Third sat waiting for his brother with news about his other brother, just recently arrived from the Southern LAnds. He sensed something was wrong and was eager to do summink about it, yet he waited patiently, which meant he didn't throttle the life out of anyone. He had promised The Big Dick he would chill till he arrived.

Muffy rode The Big Dick all the way to Suds & Studs, it took all her strength just to stay on top.


Bro. Ken Hymen groaned as he sat up and looked around at an empty room. He took his phone out and called ...

Answering the phone

"Yes....What?...When? ....I see...No... you go directly to the plane, there is a little something there for you." Slams shut the phone.

"Dear, is anything the matter?"

" No, My beloved, it's good news, your , erhumm, sister is downstairs. Shall we go to meet her"