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I'm a keeper....but people keep wanting to keep me in a cage 
Well, we wouldn't need the cage if you didn't keep gnawing through the ropes. Shy guy over here.  Though I'm going out tonight and hopefully going to force myself into a conversation. I'll surely say something dumb, but I'll just rebound with a few big words. Just need to figure out where to go.
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I'm a keeper....but people keep wanting to keep me in a cage
Well, we wouldn't need the cage if you didn't keep gnawing through the ropes. Shy guy over here. Though I'm going out tonight and hopefully going to force myself into a conversation. I'll surely say something dumb, but I'll just rebound with a few big words. Just need to figure out where to go.
lol...but I like ropes just talk...say hi first. you will be fine 
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I think I'm a keeper, especially with my new pic!
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I'm pretty much a keeper too.. We should start a "pretty much a keeper club"... 
You have my vote as a "keeper! 
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So, why haven't any of the good guys found me yet? I'm not moody, I'm a giver, I can cook (but I don't like to clean, and I can't iron), I'm humorous, I can dish it AND take it back two-fold (as long as you can take the "your mom" retort), I can clearance shop like no other, and I have a stunning personality! Where are the men who want to PURSUE me?? I hate being the hunter...I wanted to be huntED!!! Any of you other women agree with this logic? Do you always want to be the forward one? Heck, guys, if you WANT us, come GET us!!
The way I see it, if a woman truly does possess these kinds of qualities, she doesn't need to announce it to the world. It just kind of naturally, automatically eminates from her. like a fart
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I think I'm a keeper, especially with my new pic!
ooo baby you're hawt
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So, why haven't any of the good guys found me yet? I'm not moody, I'm a giver, I can cook (but I don't like to clean, and I can't iron), I'm humorous, I can dish it AND take it back two-fold (as long as you can take the "your mom" retort), I can clearance shop like no other, and I have a stunning personality! Where are the men who want to PURSUE me?? I hate being the hunter...I wanted to be huntED!!! Any of you other women agree with this logic? Do you always want to be the forward one? Heck, guys, if you WANT us, come GET us!!
The way I see it, if a woman truly does possess these kinds of qualities, she doesn't need to announce it to the world. It just kind of naturally, automatically eminates from her. like a fart
Not necesarily. Those are often forced, too. 
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Plenty of shy men out there. Still waiting for an email. 
I bet you get one before I do! |
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I like to do the hunting!
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So, why haven't any of the good guys found me yet? I'm not moody, I'm a giver, I can cook (but I don't like to clean, and I can't iron), I'm humorous, I can dish it AND take it back two-fold (as long as you can take the "your mom" retort), I can clearance shop like no other, and I have a stunning personality! Where are the men who want to PURSUE me?? I hate being the hunter...I wanted to be huntED!!! Any of you other women agree with this logic? Do you always want to be the forward one? Heck, guys, if you WANT us, come GET us!!
The way I see it, if a woman truly does possess these kinds of qualities, she doesn't need to announce it to the world. It just kind of naturally, automatically eminates from her. like a fart
Not necesarily. Those are often forced, too.
then you don't know my ex husband
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I'm a keeper....but people keep wanting to keep me in a cage
Well, we wouldn't need the cage if you didn't keep gnawing through the ropes. Shy guy over here. Though I'm going out tonight and hopefully going to force myself into a conversation. I'll surely say something dumb, but I'll just rebound with a few big words. Just need to figure out where to go.
get her drunk, then she won't care if you sound stupid. this really works. |
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Lex, I have a theory about this. You are smart, articulate, accomplished and completely intimidating. I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've been told this....! And, I have to admit, I still don't get it. What is "intimidating" about being able to write well, to communicate well? This is what everyone says they want -- but then, when it shows up, it's suddenly "intimidating"? And yet, I get e-mails all the time using that exact word. What am I missing here? Would I be better off to misspell everything and write like a looser with no sence of humer? You are clear about what you don't like but make jokes about goats as opposed to stating what you do like. Yeah, that's true. I guess I've never really properly clarified what it is I do like. But then, on another level, it's not exactly "set in stone," either. I mean, my last gf was almost the diametric opposite (in terms of physical body type) of the kind of gf I was normally attracted to. Of course, a 160 IQ and massive truckloads of artistic talent will generally outweigh everthing else -- for me, anyway. I may have to think about this. Women may want to approach you but are afraid after spell checking, they may have used incorrect grammar or punctuation. They may drink socially or smoke occassionally and are afraid you're not interested. Well, smoking has never been an issue for me. I guess it should be, since it has somehow become a bigger public sin than drinking or walking naked through the subway station, but I have no problem dating a smoker. And it's not like I expect every word in every e-mail I get to be perfect! Hell, I make typos! I am the worst typist in the world, seriously....it's just that I catch most of the errors before I post -- but they're there. What bothers me is when it's repetitive mistakes that wouldn't be made by a third grader. That's a problem. They want the good ones but may be intimidated to approach. 
Well, they shouldn't be. It's not like I'm the President of Guatemala or something. I'm just a guy who is good at a couple things, and bad at lots of others -- like most people. The only real difference is, one of the things I'm good at just happens to end up displayed on a website where people just happen to go every day (and, to a lesser extent, in books which people just happen to read). I don't see how or why that should be considered intimidating....? It's just a thing that I do.... |
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Your ex-husband was a woman?
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Lex, I have a theory about this. You are smart, articulate, accomplished and completely intimidating. I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've been told this....! And, I have to admit, I still don't get it. What is "intimidating" about being able to write well, to communicate well? This is what everyone says they want -- but then, when it shows up, it's suddenly "intimidating"? And yet, I get e-mails all the time using that exact word. What am I missing here? Would I be better off to misspell everything and write like a looser with no sence of humer? You are clear about what you don't like but make jokes about goats as opposed to stating what you do like. Yeah, that's true. I guess I've never really properly clarified what it is I do like. But then, on another level, it's not exactly "set in stone," either. I mean, my last gf was almost the diametric opposite (in terms of physical body type) of the kind of gf I was normally attracted to. Of course, a 160 IQ and massive truckloads of artistic talent will generally outweigh everthing else -- for me, anyway. I may have to think about this. Women may want to approach you but are afraid after spell checking, they may have used incorrect grammar or punctuation. They may drink socially or smoke occassionally and are afraid you're not interested. Well, smoking has never been an issue for me. I guess it should be, since it has somehow become a bigger public sin than drinking or walking naked through the subway station, but I have no problem dating a smoker. And it's not like I expect every word in every e-mail I get to be perfect! Hell, I make typos! I am the worst typist in the world, seriously....it's just that I catch most of the errors before I post -- but they're there. What bothers me is when it's repetitive mistakes that wouldn't be made by a third grader. That's a problem. They want the good ones but may be intimidated to approach.
Well, they shouldn't be. It's not like I'm the President of Guatemala or something. I'm just a guy who is good at a couple things, and bad at lots of others -- like most people. The only real difference is, one of the things I'm good at just happens to end up displayed on a website where people just happen to go every day (and, to a lesser extent, in books which people just happen to read). I don't see how or why that should be considered intimidating....? It's just a thing that I do.... makes you sound like you don't want a woman with flaws maybe? just a thought? |
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I'm a keeper....but people keep wanting to keep me in a cage
Well, we wouldn't need the cage if you didn't keep gnawing through the ropes. Shy guy over here. Though I'm going out tonight and hopefully going to force myself into a conversation. I'll surely say something dumb, but I'll just rebound with a few big words. Just need to figure out where to go.
lol...but I like ropes just talk...say hi first. you will be fine
no dont say "hi, you`ll be fine"  it never ends well trust me
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Lex, I have a theory about this. You are smart, articulate, accomplished and completely intimidating. I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've been told this....! And, I have to admit, I still don't get it. What is "intimidating" about being able to write well, to communicate well? This is what everyone says they want -- but then, when it shows up, it's suddenly "intimidating"? And yet, I get e-mails all the time using that exact word. What am I missing here? Would I be better off to misspell everything and write like a looser with no sence of humer? You are clear about what you don't like but make jokes about goats as opposed to stating what you do like. Yeah, that's true. I guess I've never really properly clarified what it is I do like. But then, on another level, it's not exactly "set in stone," either. I mean, my last gf was almost the diametric opposite (in terms of physical body type) of the kind of gf I was normally attracted to. Of course, a 160 IQ and massive truckloads of artistic talent will generally outweigh everthing else -- for me, anyway. I may have to think about this. Women may want to approach you but are afraid after spell checking, they may have used incorrect grammar or punctuation. They may drink socially or smoke occassionally and are afraid you're not interested. Well, smoking has never been an issue for me. I guess it should be, since it has somehow become a bigger public sin than drinking or walking naked through the subway station, but I have no problem dating a smoker. And it's not like I expect every word in every e-mail I get to be perfect! Hell, I make typos! I am the worst typist in the world, seriously....it's just that I catch most of the errors before I post -- but they're there. What bothers me is when it's repetitive mistakes that wouldn't be made by a third grader. That's a problem. They want the good ones but may be intimidated to approach.
Well, they shouldn't be. It's not like I'm the President of Guatemala or something. I'm just a guy who is good at a couple things, and bad at lots of others -- like most people. The only real difference is, one of the things I'm good at just happens to end up displayed on a website where people just happen to go every day (and, to a lesser extent, in books which people just happen to read). I don't see how or why that should be considered intimidating....? It's just a thing that I do.... Oh it's those things you do baby, oh yes the things you do... 
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Your ex-husband was a woman?
the jury is still out on that one
but he loved dutch ovens...and he wonders now why I divorced his azz
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I'm a keeper....but people keep wanting to keep me in a cage
Well, we wouldn't need the cage if you didn't keep gnawing through the ropes. Shy guy over here. Though I'm going out tonight and hopefully going to force myself into a conversation. I'll surely say something dumb, but I'll just rebound with a few big words. Just need to figure out where to go.
get her drunk, then she won't care if you sound stupid. this really works. you didnt pick up on his last post did you 
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I'm a keeper....but people keep wanting to keep me in a cage
Well, we wouldn't need the cage if you didn't keep gnawing through the ropes. Shy guy over here. Though I'm going out tonight and hopefully going to force myself into a conversation. I'll surely say something dumb, but I'll just rebound with a few big words. Just need to figure out where to go.
lol...but I like ropes just talk...say hi first. you will be fine
no dont say "hi, you`ll be fine" it never ends well trust me
lol I said say hi FIRST. beats a swift kick in the butt
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