Topic: I'm pretty much a keeper :)
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Fri 07/03/09 01:28 AM
Edited by Calleigh12 on Fri 07/03/09 01:32 AM

she doesn't like him having babies with people he just meets... laugh


good to know

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Fri 07/03/09 01:55 AM

she doesn't like him having babies with people he just meets... laugh
laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 07/03/09 03:22 PM

So, why haven't any of the good guys found me yet? I'm not moody, I'm a giver, I can cook (but I don't like to clean, and I can't iron), I'm humorous, I can dish it AND take it back two-fold (as long as you can take the "your mom" retort), I can clearance shop like no other, and I have a stunning personality! Where are the men who want to PURSUE me?? I hate being the hunter...I wanted to be huntED!!! Any of you other women agree with this logic? Do you always want to be the forward one? Heck, guys, if you WANT us, come GET us!!


I have a theory about this.

I mean, look, I had two books published last year, another one coming out shortly, I have an IQ that's off the chart, I can spell and punctuate and use grammar and even write in complete sentences when the need arises, I've spent most of my life reading and writing and playing hockey, I don't drink or smoke, and yet....

I've generated absolutely no interest here at all!

It's obvious! They DON'T WANT the good ones!

shades


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Fri 07/03/09 03:31 PM


So, why haven't any of the good guys found me yet? I'm not moody, I'm a giver, I can cook (but I don't like to clean, and I can't iron), I'm humorous, I can dish it AND take it back two-fold (as long as you can take the "your mom" retort), I can clearance shop like no other, and I have a stunning personality! Where are the men who want to PURSUE me?? I hate being the hunter...I wanted to be huntED!!! Any of you other women agree with this logic? Do you always want to be the forward one? Heck, guys, if you WANT us, come GET us!!


I have a theory about this.

I mean, look, I had two books published last year, another one coming out shortly, I have an IQ that's off the chart, I can spell and punctuate and use grammar and even write in complete sentences when the need arises, I've spent most of my life reading and writing and playing hockey, I don't drink or smoke, and yet....

I've generated absolutely no interest here at all!

It's obvious! They DON'T WANT the good ones!

shades




imagine me stroking my non-existent chin hairs at that.....i got nothing, sorry!flowerforyou

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Fri 07/03/09 03:31 PM


So, why haven't any of the good guys found me yet? I'm not moody, I'm a giver, I can cook (but I don't like to clean, and I can't iron), I'm humorous, I can dish it AND take it back two-fold (as long as you can take the "your mom" retort), I can clearance shop like no other, and I have a stunning personality! Where are the men who want to PURSUE me?? I hate being the hunter...I wanted to be huntED!!! Any of you other women agree with this logic? Do you always want to be the forward one? Heck, guys, if you WANT us, come GET us!!


I have a theory about this.

I mean, look, I had two books published last year, another one coming out shortly, I have an IQ that's off the chart, I can spell and punctuate and use grammar and even write in complete sentences when the need arises, I've spent most of my life reading and writing and playing hockey, I don't drink or smoke, and yet....

I've generated absolutely no interest here at all!

It's obvious! They DON'T WANT the good ones!

shades




Lex,

I have a theory about this.

You are smart, articulate, accomplished and completely intimidating. You are clear about what you don't like but make jokes about goats as opposed to stating what you do like. Women may want to approach you but are afraid after spell checking, they may have used incorrect grammar or punctuation. They may drink socially or smoke occassionally and are afraid you're not interested.

They want the good ones but may be intimidated to approach.smokin

Now Pink, back to your original post. I clean but don't cook. Let's hook up. I am not a lesbian but atleast we'd be well feed and live in a clean house.flowerforyou

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Fri 07/03/09 03:59 PM
Edited by 20091014 on Fri 07/03/09 04:01 PM



So, why haven't any of the good guys found me yet? I'm not moody, I'm a giver, I can cook (but I don't like to clean, and I can't iron), I'm humorous, I can dish it AND take it back two-fold (as long as you can take the "your mom" retort), I can clearance shop like no other, and I have a stunning personality! Where are the men who want to PURSUE me?? I hate being the hunter...I wanted to be huntED!!! Any of you other women agree with this logic? Do you always want to be the forward one? Heck, guys, if you WANT us, come GET us!!


I have a theory about this.

I mean, look, I had two books published last year, another one coming out shortly, I have an IQ that's off the chart, I can spell and punctuate and use grammar and even write in complete sentences when the need arises, I've spent most of my life reading and writing and playing hockey, I don't drink or smoke, and yet....

I've generated absolutely no interest here at all!

It's obvious! They DON'T WANT the good ones!

shades




Lex,

I have a theory about this.

You are smart, articulate, accomplished and completely intimidating. You are clear about what you don't like but make jokes about goats as opposed to stating what you do like. Women may want to approach you but are afraid after spell checking, they may have used incorrect grammar or punctuation. They may drink socially or smoke occassionally and are afraid you're not interested.

They want the good ones but may be intimidated to approach.smokin

Now Pink, back to your original post. I clean but don't cook. Let's hook up. I am not a lesbian but atleast we'd be well feed and live in a clean house.flowerforyou

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

You two need a roommate?...I don't cook or clean, but I can work and bring home the bacon.

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Fri 07/03/09 04:41 PM

So, why haven't any of the good guys found me yet? I'm not moody, I'm a giver, I can cook (but I don't like to clean, and I can't iron), I'm humorous, I can dish it AND take it back two-fold (as long as you can take the "your mom" retort), I can clearance shop like no other, and I have a stunning personality! Where are the men who want to PURSUE me?? I hate being the hunter...I wanted to be huntED!!! Any of you other women agree with this logic? Do you always want to be the forward one? Heck, guys, if you WANT us, come GET us!!

Found out a long time ago...

Pursuit of is something one persons does.

It take two to make a relationship.

and the right connection at the right moment.

Hunter/hunted might increase the probabilities for sucess... Or it might increase the probabilities for finding another bad relationship.

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Fri 07/03/09 04:44 PM




So, why haven't any of the good guys found me yet? I'm not moody, I'm a giver, I can cook (but I don't like to clean, and I can't iron), I'm humorous, I can dish it AND take it back two-fold (as long as you can take the "your mom" retort), I can clearance shop like no other, and I have a stunning personality! Where are the men who want to PURSUE me?? I hate being the hunter...I wanted to be huntED!!! Any of you other women agree with this logic? Do you always want to be the forward one? Heck, guys, if you WANT us, come GET us!!


I have a theory about this.

I mean, look, I had two books published last year, another one coming out shortly, I have an IQ that's off the chart, I can spell and punctuate and use grammar and even write in complete sentences when the need arises, I've spent most of my life reading and writing and playing hockey, I don't drink or smoke, and yet....

I've generated absolutely no interest here at all!

It's obvious! They DON'T WANT the good ones!

shades




Lex,

I have a theory about this.

You are smart, articulate, accomplished and completely intimidating. You are clear about what you don't like but make jokes about goats as opposed to stating what you do like. Women may want to approach you but are afraid after spell checking, they may have used incorrect grammar or punctuation. They may drink socially or smoke occassionally and are afraid you're not interested.

They want the good ones but may be intimidated to approach.smokin

Now Pink, back to your original post. I clean but don't cook. Let's hook up. I am not a lesbian but atleast we'd be well feed and live in a clean house.flowerforyou

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

You two need a roommate?...I don't cook or clean, but I can work and bring home the bacon.


Excellent. Now can anyone fix a car or do home repairs?

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Fri 07/03/09 04:44 PM
Plenty of shy men out there.

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Fri 07/03/09 04:46 PM

Plenty of shy men out there.


so i hear

MeChrissy2's photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:46 PM

Plenty of shy men out there.


Still waiting for an email.ohwell

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Fri 07/03/09 04:47 PM


she doesn't like him having babies with people he just meets... laugh
laugh laugh laugh laugh
frown

PATSFAN's photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:53 PM


Plenty of shy men out there.


Still waiting for an email.ohwell







pitchfork

MeChrissy2's photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:54 PM



Plenty of shy men out there.


Still waiting for an email.ohwell







pitchfork


U are such a tease. You never give me what I want.

PATSFAN's photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:58 PM




Plenty of shy men out there.


Still waiting for an email.ohwell







pitchfork


U are such a tease. You never give me what I want.




flowerforyou It's because i'm a Bastardflowerforyou

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Fri 07/03/09 05:03 PM
Oh lord, that was as orgasmic as I anticipated.love

yellowrose10's photo
Fri 07/03/09 05:04 PM
I'm a keeper....but people keep wanting to keep me in a cage grumble

PATSFAN's photo
Fri 07/03/09 05:05 PM

Oh lord, that was as orgasmic as I anticipated.love



:wink: I aim to please:wink:

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Fri 07/03/09 05:09 PM
So, why haven't any of the good guys found me yet? I'm not moody, I'm a giver, I can cook (but I don't like to clean, and I can't iron), I'm humorous, I can dish it AND take it back two-fold (as long as you can take the "your mom" retort), I can clearance shop like no other, and I have a stunning personality! Where are the men who want to PURSUE me?? I hate being the hunter...I wanted to be huntED!!! Any of you other women agree with this logic? Do you always want to be the forward one? Heck, guys, if you WANT us, come GET us!!


The way I see it, if a woman truly does possess these kinds of qualities, she doesn't need to announce it to the world. It just kind of naturally, automatically eminates from her.

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Fri 07/03/09 05:11 PM

So, why haven't any of the good guys found me yet? I'm not moody, I'm a giver, I can cook (but I don't like to clean, and I can't iron), I'm humorous, I can dish it AND take it back two-fold (as long as you can take the "your mom" retort), I can clearance shop like no other, and I have a stunning personality! Where are the men who want to PURSUE me?? I hate being the hunter...I wanted to be huntED!!! Any of you other women agree with this logic? Do you always want to be the forward one? Heck, guys, if you WANT us, come GET us!!


The way I see it, if a woman truly does possess these kinds of qualities, she doesn't need to announce it to the world. It just kind of naturally, automatically eminates from her.


like a fart bigsmile