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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 45
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Wed 06/24/09 11:48 PM

Dear Diary:

I really enjoy pooping. I think I have ever since being young. It is 5 minutes and sometimes longer when I think about nothing but happiness.

~+Me
I think most men enjoy this.......its a guy thing!!!slaphead rofl

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Wed 06/24/09 11:50 PM
You can beat a drum, but you cant beat a good sh1t.

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Wed 06/24/09 11:51 PM







gypsy why didnt u tell me....

we coulda been cool way back when
Lol.......I dont do drugs..............anymore.noway Really bad for my breathing.....


I'd hate to see Gypsy on drugs...shes crazy enough without them lol


Id like to see her on LOTS of drugs. Completely sedated in fact.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........now thats funny!!!! Please tell my brain to stop!!! I dare ya!!! It never stopppppppppppps!!! And I even talk in my sleep!!!surprised scared


Well then in that case i would like to see you completely sedated with your lips stapled, in a large box, in a concrete room, through binoculars.

Wearing sunglasses


and keeping one eye shut


Only if I can see you heavily sedated with your 2 big toes stapled together while you are wearing a pink tutu and purple lipstick in a round rubber room through a microscopepitchfork




Maybe its best we dont ever meet

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Wed 06/24/09 11:51 PM
English sh*t smells like............





































































CRUMPETS!!!!sick noway laugh

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Wed 06/24/09 11:51 PM








gypsy why didnt u tell me....

we coulda been cool way back when
Lol.......I dont do drugs..............anymore.noway Really bad for my breathing.....


I'd hate to see Gypsy on drugs...shes crazy enough without them lol


Id like to see her on LOTS of drugs. Completely sedated in fact.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........now thats funny!!!! Please tell my brain to stop!!! I dare ya!!! It never stopppppppppppps!!! And I even talk in my sleep!!!surprised scared


Well then in that case i would like to see you completely sedated with your lips stapled, in a large box, in a concrete room, through binoculars.

Wearing sunglasses


and keeping one eye shut


Only if I can see you heavily sedated with your 2 big toes stapled together while you are wearing a pink tutu and purple lipstick in a round rubber room through a microscopepitchfork




Maybe its best we dont ever meet
Unless we call a truce on the staplers!!!devil Uh huhbigsmile

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Wed 06/24/09 11:53 PM

English sh*t smells like............





































































CRUMPETS!!!!sick noway laugh


Anyone fancy some breakfast?

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Wed 06/24/09 11:53 PM









gypsy why didnt u tell me....

we coulda been cool way back when
Lol.......I dont do drugs..............anymore.noway Really bad for my breathing.....


I'd hate to see Gypsy on drugs...shes crazy enough without them lol


Id like to see her on LOTS of drugs. Completely sedated in fact.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........now thats funny!!!! Please tell my brain to stop!!! I dare ya!!! It never stopppppppppppps!!! And I even talk in my sleep!!!surprised scared


Well then in that case i would like to see you completely sedated with your lips stapled, in a large box, in a concrete room, through binoculars.

Wearing sunglasses


and keeping one eye shut


Only if I can see you heavily sedated with your 2 big toes stapled together while you are wearing a pink tutu and purple lipstick in a round rubber room through a microscopepitchfork




Maybe its best we dont ever meet
Unless we call a truce on the staplers!!!devil Uh huhbigsmile



Maybe limit it to one staple each?

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Wed 06/24/09 11:54 PM
I always keep an extra stapler in my boots!!!laugh drinker

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Wed 06/24/09 11:57 PM
The clown shoes did make me wonder

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Wed 06/24/09 11:58 PM
Your man bra intriques me.........is that where you keep your spare stapler???noway laugh laugh

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Wed 06/24/09 11:58 PM

The clown shoes did make me wonder


If you think THAT'S peculiar, you should find out what she calls her "clown car"! laugh

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Wed 06/24/09 11:59 PM
No but did you wonder why i walk funny?

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Thu 06/25/09 12:01 AM
aHHHHHHHHHHH the ole stick it where the sun dont shine trick eh????noway laugh noway

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Thu 06/25/09 12:07 AM
i didnt even go....

bet ya'll thought i did.....

probably not

but it be cooler if ya did

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Thu 06/25/09 12:09 AM
Billy.......your poop problems were the last thing on my mind. IM TRYING TO KILL A RACCOON DAMMIT!!! IM SORREH!!!pitchfork laugh

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Thu 06/25/09 12:11 AM
Don't discount Billy-Boy's poop! Use it to kill the raccoon girl! devil

laugh

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Thu 06/25/09 12:12 AM

Don't discount Billy-Boy's poop! Use it to kill the raccoon girl! devil

laugh
He cant even go!!! He's CONSTIPATED!!!! I think he may need a magazine........Womans world ok???noway laugh laugh

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Thu 06/25/09 12:14 AM
Sock him in the belly! It'll come shooting out in a torrent! laugh

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Thu 06/25/09 12:15 AM
billy needs to go to http://www.pootorrent.combigsmile

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Thu 06/25/09 12:16 AM
I just dont wanna go yet


its not like peeing dude


you can go whenever you want


ya'll know what i mean

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