Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 45 | |
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101 here today with the heat index...... ![]() It felt like that at the outdoor concert. I had high school girls taking off their shirts next to me and I was trying to perv ![]() |
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trying...hell i would told them to take it off darlin' !
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trying...hell i would told them to take it off darlin' ! ![]() They were jail bait! I'm too old for that ![]() |
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you can look damn it !!!!!!
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you can look damn it !!!!!! ![]() dont touch... ![]() The rules have changed, you can't look OR touch, or you will goto jail and get **** raped by a guy who thinks hes a woman lol |
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Dear Diary:
Getting Butt Raped is just so scary that I think when it happened to me I would die ![]() ![]() |
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Dear Diary;
THEY CENSORED THE WORD A-N-A-L! ![]() |
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Dear Diary; THEY CENSORED THE WORD A-N-A-L! ![]() well butt raped is funnier man lol a-n-al makes ya think about it..lol |
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Dear diary.......
Hi honey Im hooooooooooooome!!!! ![]() How was your day honey??? Fine? ![]() Ohhhhhhhhhhh you want to know how my day went??? ![]() ![]() Wellllllllllll lets see....I wrestled with 3 really violent crazy people tonight, got swung at, kicked at, etc. It was funny because a new patient had her son visit her and he was in the room while we were "restraining" a patient, with a curtain between. This guy, who is about 6 ft tall and 300 lbs....came out when we were done and said...."Wow...I dont know how you girls do it?!! ![]() ![]() ![]() I told him Im part Bouncer... ![]() ![]() |
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lol too funny
whats the other part? |
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lol too funny whats the other part? ![]() |
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dear diary.....I got a "Jesus loves you" email......may god protect me and love me email.....
![]() Ya well......I DONT NEED ANOTHER HUMAN TELLING ME THAT GOD LOVES ME!!!! Who the hell do these people think they are???? ![]() ![]() |
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I should write back.........."May Satan stick a corn cobb up your azzzzzzzzzzz"
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Could they be "holier-than-thou"?
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i want somebody to tell me God doesnt love me
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Could they be "holier-than-thou"? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I just want to get laid
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i want somebody to tell me God doesnt love me ![]() |
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I just want to get laid ![]() ![]() bTW.......what hello kitty concert did you go to??? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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thanks gypsy lol
and i dont want to get laid my ***** hurt ![]() |
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