Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans, and Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following problem.

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.

You are carrying a Glock and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me and not my family?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and gardening day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.


Republican's Answer:

BANG!


Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click...(sounds of reloading).

hahaha ****ing hilarious

Dang skippy. Why is it that places where you aren't supposed to have a gun are the places were killing is the most prevalent? Schools, churches, etc. How many murders occur at gun shows (even though concealed or open carry with a loaded weapon is prohibited.)? Criminals know better.

Would 32 people have died at Virgina Tech if at least one student in a nearby classroom legally carried a firearm? Highly unlikely. Would a crazed person go on a killing spree if they knew it was likely their victims also had a gun? Possibly, but most times they would think twice about it. Most of these suicidal crazies want the control. They want to be the one who has the finally say of when they die. If they think someone else might have a gun and fight back then most of them probably aren't gonna go through with there plans.

Any law abiding citizen should be allowed to carry a gun. These common sense guns laws that the liberals want do not and will not work. They are taking away the freedom of us law abiders. Come on, is a criminal gonna say, "Uh, ya know, it is illegal for me to have this gun so I better find a different way to kill someone."? NO. They are gonna get a gun and do what they want, while we are left defenseless. Shoot, I could go on and on, but I'll leave it at that.

I know it's a joke, okay..

But, as a Yankee Democrat that served Uncle Sam for 9 years, and was also a Deputy for another nine years.. Two to the chest, and one to the head.

I love it, that was great!

Yeah, I just love the thought of guns in my child's school.

Guess this is why southern republicans are losing so bad

I can understand your feelings. People look at guns as bad, so they are a no no in schools. But would you rather have crazed person come into your childs school without a trained person carrying a gun, or would you rather trained teachers, principals, etc, carry a concealed gun and being able to protect those who are there. Just one armed person in a school could mean the difference between one person being wounded or killed and a dozen being wounded or killed.

As for colleges, if you are of age and having taken a concealed carry course, then I feel students should be allow to carry.

Areas with a higher number of concealed carry holders have less violent crime than other areas. D.C, Chicago, very strict gun control, very high crime rates.

i've heard there's a town in Colorado that has made it MANDATORY that you carry a sidearm on you if you live there or are traveling through there.

i'm not sure if it's true but if it is,i wanna move there

Gun Control = hitting your target

Yeah, just what we need a return to the days of the old west when any moron with two dollars could walk around with a pistol in his pocket.

The odds are so very, very, very slim that a crazed person will come into my child's school and do that.

So...you won't convince me that guns are needed in my child's school.

That's a scary thought.

so you think because it is against the rules there are no guns there


interesting

very interesting

why is some schools have metal detectors

is that those that don't follow the rules have the guns

thus leaving those that do o the mercy of those that don't


those that give up their liberties for a false swnse of security deserve neither liberties nor security

The Democrat might just want to perform a later term abortion on the man,since they love the ideal of killing little babies

this is why ""the people"" are losing so bad

There will always be people who do not follow the rules. Is that a reason to allow guns in schools, though?

AMEN !!!!!!!!!