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| Topic: Let's write a story.... - part 3 | |
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His brother, Nu'uakquagaampopoo (or Nu'poo for short) was a tall male of medium stature with a small scar across his pandollum and several gnarly gigyfams on his plattoes which he picked up from the wasslesnauffs who hung around the industrial tanks near the intergallactic space ports... grinned as he looked up from his latest issue of 'Wasslebowlle Caliente' and saw his brother standing there like a frozen stick of bibbllumppah... dressed to the nines in a tight-fitting spotted lopagdee number purchased on a rumppah holiday in Les Vaguus... Well my... HELL! I CAN'T EVEN READ THAT MUCH LESS RESPOND TO IT!! 
gotya's! 
Yes you did!!!You're too much for me!  
My father, Doobie von Spam, read me way too many Dr. Seuss books for my own giddleglu... BUt before he ran away with the milk maiden, Cuddles aka Swizzle Stick Sal, he spoke of a golden treasure buried in the hills of Argentina... from that moment on, I have been on a quest for... |
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never will Betts be destoyed , her breast plate is made of solid gold, her heart of stone , and her brain is full of snakes that will posion you and
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Edited by
laughingdog
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Thu 07/02/09 04:59 PM
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I cannots do her harm, lovely lady of New Spain, for she holds the key to my Sixty Chey which I have hidden out in the reeds that grow behind the levee... AND there in the glovebox is where you will find the answer to all of your sordid questions...
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Edited by
vivian2981
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Thu 07/02/09 05:01 PM
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The Statue of Zenia Rubbalakon...the sun Godess of the lost tribe of Kaumm
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All hail Zenia Rubbalakon, Queen of the Kaumm! Betts be nice... All ya hafta do is say your hails to the Kuammi mommy, and she'll let us pass unharmed... Can you do the hustle in socks to appease her elated anger...
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Betts is off doing the bumparama on another site swatting the bad guys with her sharpwit and mean broomstick...
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never...I appease no one and what I do in my socks is for me to know and
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To be continued!!
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"News Flash* Tom Plumb just sat on his thumb. In other news aging Espionage Officer Col. Mustard was found dead at his home in the Valley of the Kuamm. Apparently it was a suspicious looking suicide...
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but it wasn't suicide at all .it was murder at the hands of
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NU'POO that dasterdly deviant of Piggleiferms
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The Bastardly pig!!
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Quit porking around, snorts Nu'Poo
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snapping his chops
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Muffy just heard the news about her mentor Col. Mustard...
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and the news wasn't good it was
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the catalyst that changed her fom Muffy Buff to Kowwanda the advenger!!
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Col. Mustard had been hogtied, making the suicide note a forgery.
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Kowwanda of the desert soutwest plains tribes of blackfootedpigsfeet
is on the trail of the bastardly hooligans that would dare deprive her of her mentor! |
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But Captain Colombo was on the case and in no time at all he found a clue that pointed to
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