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| Topic: Let's write a story.... - part 3 | |
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* Telephone RINGING *
Muffy? Its me your favourite D!ck. Where shall I send this latest batch? Did you tell Clive yet? I must run I'm on the trail of that nefarious nympho, Ali Kat. |
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Muffy is not your lover Clive it is I Lady Betts...remeber you said you loved me and only me and now. Lady Betts, you know we haven't curled each other's toes for quite some time... I see clearly now you ALL are out to... |
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Clive darling isn't wasn't your toes I curled it was your beautiful big wallet and Muffy Buff shall never have it!
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Ahhhh well, maybe you have cleared out one of my bank accounts... maybe even two... BUT my assets are unlimited and quite global... Party on, Lady Betts... I'll be leaving on a plane bound for Buenos Aires early tomorrow morning. You can bet your money loving boopie that you'll never...
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answering phone...Hello....oh yes!! Please send the latest batch to
Fello Fox, yes you have the address....He should be quite pleased. Clive, dearest...please tell thay vile witch and her even viller cohort to let us be so we can be off to the tat parlor! They are quite adapt at fooling everyone....I know you love me more than them! |
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He is mine I tell you mine!!I shall never surrender him never I say now
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Yes, my little sugarbritches... Let's run down to the parlor and check each other out... AND I have purchased especially for you... Remember the map to the treasure of Juan Peron in Argentina... We'll have it tatooed in our favorite little spot just under your...
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Oh yes you will!! For I am the one that is meeting him in Buenos Aries.....him and his assets!
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and when we locate Peron's treasure... I'll... errrr We will be set for the rest of our lives. Have I mentioned that I am purchasing you a new life insurance policy?
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Now I get it my cheeky little lover you are just pretending to love her then do her in to make us even more rich and
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Clive, you clever thing....and so sweet to have purchased me that policy....(little does he know the surprise I have waiting on him ))
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Edited by
laughingdog
on
Wed 07/01/09 07:35 PM
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and we can finally buy that emu ranch in Oklahoma that you've been dreaming about... Ohhh I love surprises...
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Unbeknownst to Clive and Betts....Muffy and her true lover Frank the Private D!ck are making plans to.....
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kill us
 Quick Clive my darling little bed bug get out your
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Unbeknownst to Clive and Betts....Muffy and her true lover Frank the Private D!ck are making plans to..... |
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Yes, I am.. and there is nothing you can do to prevent our being together (((for a little while, hee hee)))
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As the wise old sage, sets in the mouth of his cave, watching all & knowing the REAL truth. WHo shall really find the treasure? Maybe it has already been moved?
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Sages in caves plundering lost treasures? Muffys got a private d1ck? A blue blooded Lady Betts with a cache of my cash? Oh what a tangled web we weave... To heck with all of ye land-lubbing vermin... I'm setting sail with Captain Peachfuzz on the S.S. Minnow and heading for Europe to meet with Herman ze German. You'll all be sorry when he gets wind of...
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the flatulence being passed off as secret code. I must ring up Col. Mustard and find out why all these Sleepers have been woken without a President to kill or a market to crash.
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Hummmmm......it seems that we have been found out.. The treasure has been moved...Clive is meeting with Herman ze German.....Frank the private D!ck is calling up Col Mustard.....Ahhh! I must travel to the Emerald Isle to see Xephon to get another potion....and find a way to imprison the Ladies Broomhielda and Caroldeedee on a desert island far from here.
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