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Hi everyone! I am kinda new. What is up with [guys/girls] on here? I still haven't found a date yet! Doesn't anyone answer emails? Anyone have any luck? Hey Tanya, you are new? Look at the number of posts you've made 
This post I think just made my high point in humor for the day. |
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A guy virgin post: Hey all the sexy ladies out there. Just looking for some good time. Hit me up! And NO Homos!!!
The screaming virgins: HI! I'M A NEW MEMBER AND HAVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. I JUST WANT TO SAY HI. YOU CAN MESSAGE ME OR IM ME. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON. A dumb virgin: I don't go on this site all the time. So e-mail me at ***********.com. Or AOL or Yahoo me at *********.com. And if you want to call me, here's my number (***)***-****. |
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Gumby...sloppy drunk first meetings are never a good idea...you know that leads to drunk sex & then the "He never called me back" complaint...but knock yerself out!  
I always call em back though! But they usually don't remember me, what am I doing wrong? Little less GHB!
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Hi everyone! I am kinda new. What is up with [guys/girls] on here? I still haven't found a date yet! Doesn't anyone answer emails? Anyone have any luck? Hey Tanya, you are new? Look at the number of posts you've made
This post I think just made my high point in humor for the day.  Ironic, isn't it!?!
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Gumby...sloppy drunk first meetings are never a good idea...you know that leads to drunk sex & then the "He never called me back" complaint...but knock yerself out!
I always call em back though! But they usually don't remember me, what am I doing wrong? Little less GHB!
What exact portions should I use? Never really experimented. |
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A guy virgin post: Hey all the sexy ladies out there. Just looking for some good time. Hit me up! And NO Homos!!! The screaming virgins: HI! I'M A NEW MEMBER AND HAVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. I JUST WANT TO SAY HI. YOU CAN MESSAGE ME OR IM ME. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON. A dumb virgin: I don't go on this site all the time. So e-mail me at ***********.com. Or AOL or Yahoo me at *********.com. And if you want to call me, here's my number (***)***-****. |
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Edited by
Phuque
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Tue 06/16/09 08:31 AM
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A guy virgin post: Hey all the sexy ladies out there. Just looking for some good time. Hit me up! And NO Homos!!! The screaming virgins: HI! I'M A NEW MEMBER AND HAVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. I JUST WANT TO SAY HI. YOU CAN MESSAGE ME OR IM ME. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON. A dumb virgin: I don't go on this site all the time. So e-mail me at ***********.com. Or AOL or Yahoo me at *********.com. And if you want to call me, here's my number (***)***-****. Ahahahahahaha! You nailed it, girl!
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Hi everyone! I am kinda new. What is up with [guys/girls] on here? I still haven't found a date yet! Doesn't anyone answer emails? Anyone have any luck? Hey Tanya, you are new? Look at the number of posts you've made
The thread is about posting what we have seen as first posts. Well then, am 5 post old. What was my first post?   Such a short memory i have.
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A guy virgin post: Hey all the sexy ladies out there. Just looking for some good time. Hit me up! And NO Homos!!! The screaming virgins: HI! I'M A NEW MEMBER AND HAVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. I JUST WANT TO SAY HI. YOU CAN MESSAGE ME OR IM ME. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON. A dumb virgin: I don't go on this site all the time. So e-mail me at ***********.com. Or AOL or Yahoo me at *********.com. And if you want to call me, here's my number (***)***-****. The screamers just want to be heard.
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Gumby...sloppy drunk first meetings are never a good idea...you know that leads to drunk sex & then the "He never called me back" complaint...but knock yerself out!
I always call em back though! But they usually don't remember me, what am I doing wrong? Little less GHB!
What exact portions should I use? Never really experimented. Well if you are bringing home the anorexic or bulemic ones... all ya need is a little dust from the bottle! [Horrible bad joke!]
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A guy virgin post: Hey all the sexy ladies out there. Just looking for some good time. Hit me up! And NO Homos!!! The screaming virgins: HI! I'M A NEW MEMBER AND HAVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. I JUST WANT TO SAY HI. YOU CAN MESSAGE ME OR IM ME. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON. A dumb virgin: I don't go on this site all the time. So e-mail me at ***********.com. Or AOL or Yahoo me at *********.com. And if you want to call me, here's my number (***)***-****. I find if you sound proof the basement, their screams are never heard. |
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Steelz, look back in the forum... I believe that your first post was addressed to gypsy.
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Ahahahahahaha! You nailed it, girl!
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Steelz, look back in the forum... I believe that your first post was addressed to gypsy. We should all click our posts number thingy, and repost our first post!
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Pffffffffffft! I just checked his all-posts...he was a virgin poster in this thread...
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Steelz, look back in the forum... I believe that your first post was addressed to gypsy. We should all click our posts number thingy, and repost our first post!
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Edited by
Gumbyvs
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Tue 06/16/09 08:40 AM
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The duck is on the pond.
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My first post! Or as far back as it tells me... :
"That gave me a wonderful "laugh out loud" moment. I feel rather sympathetic to the poor sad life of the penis. And I thought my life was bad. " Wow.. wtf? |
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Steelz, look back in the forum... I believe that your first post was addressed to gypsy. We should all click our posts number thingy, and repost our first post!
Damnit I was hoping my virgin post was silly and stupid. It wasn't. Damnit! ****Actually, it only goes back so far. |
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Hmm well it was a few days after I joined so I guess I wasn't as much of a virgin as I thought..lol : D Ironic
but this is the thread.. if you want to read it. It's quite funny: http://mingle2.com/topic/show/65536 |
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