Topic: high lighting the good spots...
longhairbiker's photo
Fri 06/12/09 07:44 PM
In navajo my name means "White asscrack". The ultimate tanline.

Dan99's photo
Fri 06/12/09 07:49 PM




Tan yourself out of a bottle, the sun isnt good for you.


Smoking doobs issmokin grumble


Fair point. I guess we are all allowed to increase our chances of getting cancer if we want to.

I like being out in the sun, but laying in it? How boring.




So said the pasty-skinned Englishman. laugh



Says the half Korean darky!


krupa's photo
Fri 06/12/09 07:52 PM
Edited by krupa on Fri 06/12/09 07:55 PM
Tan lines????

Not so sure on that...

1. I dig pale skin squirming under me.

2. I dig dark skin squirming under me.

Seriously,....if the sex is good with no light on...what does it matter?





Dan...you are pasty dude...no problem. I hump your women because I dig thier accents.... not thier pale and blotchy skin tones..

TxsGal3333's photo
Fri 06/12/09 07:55 PM


Shshsh if I'm gonna pay for a tanning membership I want a full tan hehehe well except where the stick on heart goes got them in two places.blushing bigsmile


OMG (((Kristi))) I said that to someone the other day and they about dropped... :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


Heck my daughter bought me a one month tanning membership for Mother's day so I added another month for $20 more.

It takes tooooooooooooooo long to lay out in the sun to get a good tan this way I can get one just going 10 minutes a day. bigsmile


krupa's photo
Fri 06/12/09 07:57 PM



Shshsh if I'm gonna pay for a tanning membership I want a full tan hehehe well except where the stick on heart goes got them in two places.blushing bigsmile


OMG (((Kristi))) I said that to someone the other day and they about dropped... :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


Heck my daughter bought me a one month tanning membership for Mother's day so I added another month for $20 more.

It takes tooooooooooooooo long to lay out in the sun to get a good tan this way I can get one just going 10 minutes a day. bigsmile




I donno...when was the last time you laid out for ten minutes a day for a week?

I get suprizingly good results. The down side...no air conditioning.

IndnPrncs's photo
Fri 06/12/09 07:57 PM



Shshsh if I'm gonna pay for a tanning membership I want a full tan hehehe well except where the stick on heart goes got them in two places.blushing bigsmile


OMG (((Kristi))) I said that to someone the other day and they about dropped... :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


Heck my daughter bought me a one month tanning membership for Mother's day so I added another month for $20 more.

It takes tooooooooooooooo long to lay out in the sun to get a good tan this way I can get one just going 10 minutes a day. bigsmile




I hear ya... I love the warmth of the sun though, the weekends to lay in the sun and read is my favorite but it is really hard to keep myself still to do it...

wannacuddlewthme's photo
Fri 06/12/09 07:59 PM

Tan lines????

Not so sure on that...

1. I dig pale skin squirming under me.

2. I dig dark skin squirming under me.

Seriously,....if the sex is good with no light on...what does it matter?
:thumbsup:




Dan...you are pasty dude...no problem. I hump your women because I dig thier accents.... not thier pale and blotchy skin tones..
:thumbsup:

Dan99's photo
Fri 06/12/09 08:01 PM

Tan lines????

Not so sure on that...

1. I dig pale skin squirming under me.

2. I dig dark skin squirming under me.

Seriously,....if the sex is good with no light on...what does it matter?





Dan...you are pasty dude...no problem. I hump your women because I dig thier accents.... not thier pale and blotchy skin tones..



<----Look i have some colour!!








ok, that was taken in the states. I admit it, i am pasty. But i am pasty and proud.


TxsGal3333's photo
Fri 06/12/09 08:02 PM



I donno...when was the last time you laid out for ten minutes a day for a week?

I get suprizingly good results. The down side...no air conditioning.


Hummmm you may get good results but I get better while under the AC bigsmile:laughing: :laughing: tongue2

krupa's photo
Fri 06/12/09 08:12 PM




I donno...when was the last time you laid out for ten minutes a day for a week?

I get suprizingly good results. The down side...no air conditioning.


Hummmm you may get good results but I get better while under the AC bigsmile:laughing: :laughing: tongue2


You p**sy!

Do your daughter a favor...save her the money on a tanning membership fee and just run around naked...a good mom would do that( you know, save your daughter money by just getting naked) + it is environmentally friendly.....hehehehehehehehehehehe

Hell, I would run around nekkid with you just so you wouldn't feel out of place.

TxsGal3333's photo
Fri 06/12/09 08:18 PM
Lmao, hell if I did that Krupa I would scare everyone off lmao noway :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

krupa's photo
Fri 06/12/09 08:22 PM

Lmao, hell if I did that Krupa I would scare everyone off lmao noway :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


Don't be afraid lil honey....Daddy's gotcha....

TxsGal3333's photo
Fri 06/12/09 08:24 PM


Lmao, hell if I did that Krupa I would scare everyone off lmao noway :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


Don't be afraid lil honey....Daddy's gotcha....


noway Okay Krupa ya just blew it with that statement shshsh that is about as bad as who's your daddy noway slaphead

no photo
Fri 06/12/09 08:27 PM
*sigh* I glow in the dark...so no tan lines for me... On the upside...I'm my own night light!

krupa's photo
Fri 06/12/09 08:28 PM



Lmao, hell if I did that Krupa I would scare everyone off lmao noway :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


Don't be afraid lil honey....Daddy's gotcha....


noway Okay Krupa ya just blew it with that statement shshsh that is about as bad as who's your daddy noway slaphead


Yeah yeah....I was gonna feed you breakfast and declare my undying love for you...but NOOOOOOO!

I guess I will send you back to your pimp with $7 and you will have to forfeit $2.37.

pssst...I will still secretly crush on you.

TxsGal3333's photo
Fri 06/12/09 08:31 PM



Yeah yeah....I was gonna feed you breakfast and declare my undying love for you...but NOOOOOOO!

I guess I will send you back to your pimp with $7 and you will have to forfeit $2.37.

pssst...I will still secretly crush on you.


Hey now you will at least feed me before ya send me back right lmao I mean I need to verify all this I've heard of you being a good cook hehehehe:laughing: :laughing:

TxsGal3333's photo
Fri 06/12/09 08:32 PM

*sigh* I glow in the dark...so no tan lines for me... On the upside...I'm my own night light!


Ohhh I hear you normally it's a fight with the bed sheets on who is the whitest and I'm tired of winningnoway :laughing: :laughing:

krupa's photo
Fri 06/12/09 08:36 PM




Yeah yeah....I was gonna feed you breakfast and declare my undying love for you...but NOOOOOOO!

I guess I will send you back to your pimp with $7 and you will have to forfeit $2.37.

pssst...I will still secretly crush on you.


Hey now you will at least feed me before ya send me back right lmao I mean I need to verify all this I've heard of you being a good cook hehehehe:laughing: :laughing:


Oh, you will be fed the best baby.....the down side is...you will earn that $7 the hard way.

My dogs ate shrimp and boudain with au gratin potatos....I will feed you better...plus, I don't give my dogs the mixed drinks.

So, you should enjoy yourself...well, except for the fact that you would get groped like on your first real date.

TxsGal3333's photo
Fri 06/12/09 08:40 PM
You are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

no photo
Fri 06/12/09 08:45 PM





Yeah yeah....I was gonna feed you breakfast and declare my undying love for you...but NOOOOOOO!

I guess I will send you back to your pimp with $7 and you will have to forfeit $2.37.

pssst...I will still secretly crush on you.


Hey now you will at least feed me before ya send me back right lmao I mean I need to verify all this I've heard of you being a good cook hehehehe:laughing: :laughing:


Oh, you will be fed the best baby.....the down side is...you will earn that $7 the hard way.

My dogs ate shrimp and boudain with au gratin potatos....I will feed you better...plus, I don't give my dogs the mixed drinks.

So, you should enjoy yourself...well, except for the fact that you would get groped like on your first real date.



Oh man! I missed out on the boudain! :angry: