Frank Zappa:
Tight pu**y, loose shoes, and a warm place to crap.

Tommy Chong:
A woman about 3 feet tall, no teeth and a flat head so I can rest my drink on it.

Reading too many science journals have we??? LOL

When you love someone you see them with rose colored glasses on anyway so they will be attractive to you whether their ratio is right or not.

All we do by judging the physical before anything else is limit ourselves to a few less choices in partners.

Physical attraction is fleeting anyway. You had better have more than that to go on when the honeymoon period is over because it always ends.

What it all comes down too is this..

Men want to be loved, men want to feel wanted, men want to be the hero, the one his woman runs too before anyone else.
Men want to be on top of the world with his woman.

He isn't gonna show you off if your a b*tch,
He isn't going to want to spend time with you every sec if your nag about everything. (Thats why they want to spend time with their buddies.)
He isn't gonna wake up and kiss you good morning if you look at him with stern hatefulness.

One other thing, the strong girl attitude can sometimes be a turn off, there is a difference in this and being independent. What I am talking about is the, "I dont need a man, men think they are all that, men suck, men, men, men." If you have these feelings, then I think it is safe to say, who you have run into is not a true man, just a wolf in sheeps clothing.

I am not singling out women, cause the same applies on both sides, this is just a thread wanting to know what men want, which has been answered many, many times...



I think if a lot of guys were honest, most would find this to be true.

I know what men like......

I know what boys. Want......

BUT????????????????????/

THATS not right that YOU KNOW, and WE DON'T?????

















Men like to be the boss,
and boys can only want-to???????













LOL,,,,,,,OK,,,,,YOU have to tell all of us what ,,,,,,JUST WHAT,,,,,,,,,IT IS??????????????????????????????


Wink,,,this should be fun,,,,,,wink,lol

I'll never give it away!!

Then they'll want to steal my throne!!


LOL.

What I want, nowadays most women would not or could not provide....

And that is?......

well said...

And very true!

Seriously we want a lot of what women want. We want someone who is a partner, giving equally and unconditionally. We want someone who shares the same interests, brags to their friends about us positively. We want someone who we don't have to fake it with or hold back. We want someone who drives us one minute, but knows when we have bad days and sympathizes. Not what you were looking for? Oh, exterior speaking. Well all men are different in this regard, but I will add my 2 cents. I'm a butt man. I appreciate when you work hard to take care of your body since I get more time with you. I prefer simple beauty, nothing fake and barely any makeup on most occassions except for special events. I like a womanly figure, not man back type. I just need a handful in front. I want to take you running or scuba and not worry about adding a second size just to accommodate your fake boobs. I want you to not have tatoos that can be seen, but be simple. I want wit, intelligence, humor...

Todd you are terrific !

For starters...no kids in the start of the relationship...I can't stand thinking of trying to take care of someone ELSE's kids, whom I had no part in conceiving. Plus, being a virgin is a big deal to me, because of her not sleeping with a bunch of people and not having to compare me to other men, personality as well as physical features. Furthermore, a true Christian woman...someone who is not just a Christian by name but by her living.

Men want honesty, they want straightforward communication (they can't read minds). They want us gals to be self sufficient, secure, confident..
they want us to need and want them, not be with them out of desperation. They want us to be emotionally mature (drama free) and they want fidelity..
jmo

Loyalty, that's very high on the list next to communication.

in the immortal words of frank zappa, "bitties and teer"

1) Bit**ing accomplishes nothing; it only adds a flourish to the pen I'm moving over the weekend hunting club application.
2) If you have such low regard for men as to see "it" as both a tool and a weapon, accept that I will pick up on this IMMEDIATELY...so please show yourself the door.
3) A gentleman opens the door for a LADY; yet it is a LADY who says "THANK YOU" when the door is opened for her.
Please allow us southern gentlemen to display these niceties in which we were raised to observe.
4) I do not take women to bars so they can...
a. ...allow their bit**y girlfriends to "size me up"
b. ...use me to make their estranged boyfriend jealous
c. ...use me as a lilly pad from which to leap onto the next frog, in the hopes that her kiss will produce a handsome prince.
d. ...recall their smoking habit
e. ...make "F"-me eyes at the dude sitting at a nearby table, then keep making excuses to go to the restroom around the corner, in the hopes the guy will follow (true story). You'll return to a deserted table, and maybe even a check for a lot of food you may have to feed to your cat (also a true story), if your new love interest decides he wants nothing to do with such a rude woman.
5) If our morals happen to wither away at a mutual attraction, and we wind up, well...you know, doing "it", PLEASE DO NOT FAKE "IT". No matter how many times you've carefully watched the famous scene in "When Harry Met Sally".
6) When you DO CME, regardless of whether or not you are a "cougar", please do not mark your territory with your nails raking bloody trails down my back. I am flesh and blood, not a pine tree in a northwestern forest. I will give you a stress doll even before we get cozy, so later, you can abuse THAT.
7) And last, but MOST IMPORTANTLY OF ALL, just have a good beer with me as we laugh at all this chaos that often produces a lasting, loving relationship.

Absolutely cool and honest. Thats what women want LOL

desperation is good, we like desperate if your desperate to find THE one and just one and not a little of EVERYONE. lol

Just being silly, no lashes please...

Unless They are fluttering eye lashes.

I can't speak for anyone but myself, but my perfect woman isnt "perfect". I guess I'm kinda weird like that but I like women with certain flaws (being unfaithful definitely not one of them!) Shes someone I can talk to and laugh with because I Love love LOVE women who are funny and have a decent sense of humor and are witty as hell without being vapid or insulting. I dont need anyone whose beautiful unless shes that way from my point of view. Shes someone that can be the last thought before I go to bed and the first thing I think about in the morning and puts the smile on my face most of the day. I'd like her to be a partner and walk with me and not ahead or behind me. I'd also like her to be abit book smart, mainly because the last few women I've gone out with they can recite all the lyrics to any album or know half the movies being released in theaters but can't hold a decent political conversation or talk of world issues or great works of literature without being totally clueless. Knowing movies and music is great but, slight intellect is cool too! Okay, thats my ideal female right there: funny, cute, and intellegent. Not so hard right? You'd think.