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When Dan was in the States last year...he bought up all those "Clap on, Clap off" switches... he thought they would get rid of his sexually transmitted disease!! |
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LHL had a gay drug user friend shout loudly in her ear once, and she was worried she would contract hearing AIDS.
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Dan - Wipe your mouth. There's still a tiny bit of bullsh!t around your lips
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Dan.......I really hate to put it this way.........but...... You're YOU, and you look like YOURSELF......... 
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Dan99
that parakeet on your shoulder makes you look like a pirate. Your face makes you look like an @ss. So the totality makes you an @ss-pirate. |
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Dan.......I really hate to put it this way.........but...... You're YOU, and you look like YOURSELF.........
Now that really hurt.. |
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Dan.......I really hate to put it this way.........but...... You're YOU, and you look like YOURSELF.........
Now that really hurt.. And I'd like to add........MAY THE FLEAS OF A THOUSAND CAMELS INFEST YOUR ARMPITS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait a minute.......they already have............ |
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Dan99 that parakeet on your shoulder makes you look like a pirate. Your face makes you look like an @ss. So the totality makes you an @ss-pirate. Hahaha the ASSian boy is good at this! |
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Dan.......I really hate to put it this way.........but...... You're YOU, and you look like YOURSELF.........
Now that really hurt.. And I'd like to add........MAY THE FLEAS OF A THOUSAND CAMELS INFEST YOUR ARMPITS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait a minute.......they already have............ May 7304 bees sting you on your testicle. The one you still have. |
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May there be a hidden camera recording the next time you have phone sex with animals. |
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What to say about mr. Dan....
He steals old ladies Ice coolers to sit on, and makes the old lady sit on the ground... then he nearly throws up on her..( not his fault), but still no respect , I tell you no respect for the old woman... But I wouldnt have missed meeting this turd... have fun at his expence...LOL |
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May there be a hidden camera recording the next time you have phone sex with animals. May the camera be good enough to spot that its just you in a sheep outfit! |
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What to say about mr. Dan.... He steals old ladies Ice coolers to sit on, and makes the old lady sit on the ground... then he nearly throws up on her..( not his fault), but still no respect , I tell you no respect for the old woman... But I wouldnt have missed meeting this turd... have fun at his expence...LOL Haha You assured me you were more comfortable sitting on the cardbard on the floor! You said thats what Rednecks do! lol! Sorry i was nearly sick on you. That was Kevins fault! |
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Haha You assured me you were more comfortable sitting on the cardbard on the floor! You said thats what Rednecks do! lol! Sorry i was nearly sick on you. That was Kevins fault! |
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Ok ...see I meesed it up...LOL
That was a lie so I would have ammo...lOL yeah .. Kevin was mean... |
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So not only are you a liar, you are stupid as well!
Yup, you are a Redneck! |
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Edited by
mischievouskttn
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Fri 06/12/09 04:05 PM
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Hi swamplily
..nice to see ya again.. 
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yep, yep... boy you are quick...LOL
just dont stick your nose to close to your butt.. |
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good to see you too ... misc..
I just wanted to give the man a hard time... I know he has missed me...LOL |
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Hi Ev!! Good to see you! I TRIED to sit on the cooler at one point... Dan...may that bird of paradise fly up your arse!! |
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