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One of the things I am proud of is that I taught my kids the quality of a good prank........I can honestly say that I tortured my children with pranks all their lives and now that I am a grandma I get to teach the twins to torture their parents
One time I took my kids (I think they were 10 & 12 then)treat or treating...my ex stayed behind to pull off the prank....he dressed up as a scare crow (hay and all), placing a carved pumkin over his and sat in a lawn chair just waiting for us well I pull in the driveway and the kids noticed the scarecrow instantly, saying how real it looked and how cool they were gonna call their friends to come and see it.....well my daughter was first up the stairs with her brother about 5 feet behind her I was on the sidewalk with a camera ready.....as the kids approached the top step my ex stood up and made this eerie sound.....I have never seen too kids scream that high pitched or loud before in my life at the same time running yelling MOMMMY.........I had all I could do not to piss my pants right there 
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Oh-HO!!! She's a TRANSPLANT! That doesn't count!
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Oh-HO!!! She's a TRANSPLANT! That doesn't count!
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Oh-HO!!! She's a TRANSPLANT! That doesn't count! It does when I got transplanted before I was knee high to a grasshopper 
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I'll be the first to admit, I find bodily functions such as fartin an burpin to be hilarious. We all do it, contrary to those that claim they don't. I've had an will continue to have fartin contests with my 10 yr old son.  One of these days I will actually win! I've taught him the joy of sluggin down a root beer an then burpin the ABC's. I've taught him the fine art of lettin a fart go in Wal-Mart an gigglin as u stealthly walk away. I've also taught him the proper way to give a 'dutch oven'. There's nuthin like a good bondin experience with ur kids.
For those uptight, rigid folks who can't see the humor in a well blown toot, here's one for u 
You're an A-1 parent!! 
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This is one of the interests I wrote in my profile, but sadly, there are no women that share it so far.. Maybe soon.. 
http://mingle2.com/interests/studying-the-effects-of-intestinal-combustion Sully, u know if u didn't live up there in D*mn Yankee country u woulda done got a "Redd's Dutch Oven Special" by now 
"Damn yankee"??  Check ya boots, buddy-boy....
Who u callin a 'buddy-boy'??? I can't help that u an Sully weren't blessed with bein on the right side of the Mason/Dixon line
And you were born and raised where? OH, that's right.. MICHIGAN.
Thank God my Mom had the smarts to marry a southerner an get me the heck outta there before yankee tendencies could take hold
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Oh-HO!!! She's a TRANSPLANT! That doesn't count! It does when I got transplanted before I was knee high to a grasshopper
"Born and raised" does NOT constitute as "knee high to a grasshopper"! |
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Oh-HO!!! She's a TRANSPLANT! That doesn't count! It does when I got transplanted before I was knee high to a grasshopper
let's leave off this transplant talk. I get enough of that at home. this is my day off |
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Be sure to include a friend...
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I do seem to remember my exes Redneck diktionerry saying " A yankee is someone from up yonder north, and a damn yankee was one in the midst of the south, that ain't found the way home yet".
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I do seem to remember my exes Redneck diktionerry saying " A yankee is someone from up yonder north, and a damn yankee was one in the midst of the south, that ain't found the way home yet". That's ur definition, not mine
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You need to teach the boys about "The Blue Flame of Death".
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Oh-HO!!! She's a TRANSPLANT! That doesn't count! It does when I got transplanted before I was knee high to a grasshopper
"Born and raised" does NOT constitute as "knee high to a grasshopper"! I unfortunately wasn't blessed to be born in the south but I was extremely blessed to be raised here
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Thank God my Mom had the smarts to marry a southerner an get me the heck outta there before yankee tendencies could take hold
Fill your hand! 
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I'm officially requestin a Fart nudge be added. There's several whom I want to share it with. I won't mention names but u know who u are
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I do seem to remember my exes Redneck diktionerry saying " A yankee is someone from up yonder north, and a damn yankee was one in the midst of the south, that ain't found the way home yet".  There you go!
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Thank God my Mom had the smarts to marry a southerner an get me the heck outta there before yankee tendencies could take hold
Fill your hand!
I warn ya' I just finished eattin some brauts
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I was taught that yankees are everyone north of Oklahoma and east of Louisiana. Except for Houston
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Brauts? What are those? Like our Brats?
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I do seem to remember my exes Redneck diktionerry saying " A yankee is someone from up yonder north, and a damn yankee was one in the midst of the south, that ain't found the way home yet". John, Kiss My Grits!!
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