In honor of bodily functions, I will share one of my stories about my mom. My mother has passed away a few years ago but, she left a legacy of humor and good memories.

I was about 16 or 17 years old. My mother and I would go grocery shopping on late friday or saturday night to avoid the crowds at Cub Foods.

At the time, we needed to get a birthday card for my Uncle. I was very intent on finding a card that would represent the receiver as well as the giver. My family loves cards that are silly and funny. I hadn't paid much attention as my mother walked by and turned around the corner to go into the next isle. It took a moment or to. It was one of the silent delayed reactions but, extremely potent. The smell was awful. I wanted to gag. As I realized what she had done, a man walked past me with a look of disgust. I face was hot. I couldn't see but, I am betting that it was scarlet red. I walked as fast as could out of that isle looking the the naughty culprit. There she was! She was standing in the produce section laughing her ass off!

That was my mom in a nut shell. I suppose I should have been mad but, it was kind of funny especially if you saw that face on that stranger! It was just too funny!

Thanks for sharin!! She sounds like a wonderful Mom. She taught u the art of humor that I hope u carry with u daily.

That's like when you are in the ladies room with another person and THAT person leaves an odor. They leave. New person comes in and there you are washing your hands and they think that smell is YOU!

This is one of the interests I wrote in my profile, but sadly, there are no women that share it so far.. Maybe soon..


http://mingle2.com/interests/studying-the-effects-of-intestinal-combustion

That's when I just smile, grab my stomach and say "Dang that mexican food!"

This is the kind of thread that will draw out the fun people. It's easy to spot who is a prude and who ain't.

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Sully, u know if u didn't live up there in D*mn Yankee country u woulda done got a "Redd's Dutch Oven Special" by now

Right, Robin....and the moon is made outta parmesan cheese!

UH OH!!! Ducking.

"Damn yankee"?? Check ya boots, buddy-boy....

I brewed that up special just for u Quiet, Enjoy!!

Thought this would be appropriate here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GYSW5yrlU0

Who u callin a 'buddy-boy'??? I can't help that u an Sully weren't blessed with bein on the right side of the Mason/Dixon line

I love this one!

We won. Get over it.

And you were born and raised where? OH, that's right.. MICHIGAN.

NEVAH!!!