I went to a steak house last night. I ordered a steak and extra veggies. I go to the salad bar and after I make my salad I turn around and run smack into a woman behind me spilling her salad. I apologized a thousand times. I go back to my table feeling pretty embarrassed and my food is there but instead of vegetables they sent me a baked potato. I rarely cause a scene so I decided to eat it anyway. After a few bites of my steak I hear a woman say "excuse me" I look up and it's the woman that I had just knocked the salad out of her hand. She said "that’s my food"...I was at the wrong table!! Believe it or not she found it funny and as she said "I've never seen that shade of red on someone's face before"

Not on here much people but when I do something that stupid ya know I gotta share it!

That's HILARIOUS MBD.

I've missed your funny storie's. Where have you been?????????? And, nice ta see ya!!!!!!!

I went through the car wash a week ago

and my car came out all covered with dents and scratches. I called for a manager and threw a big hissy fit

and then while we were talking, MY car came out of the car wash. same model (Lincoln Town Car) and same color. all I could say was "oops, never mind"

you should have asked for her number

boy I missed you!! things that only happen to MBD

That was fate!!! You should have invited her to join you for dinner.

LOL...that's a double whammy!

The Gods want you to be with that woman! Was she good looking?


Once I spilled an entire bottle of wine down into a girl's skirt in a bar. She was leaning against the bar and I had my beer behind her next to the wine and as I was trying to grab it, I knocked the wine off and it went down on her back into her undies...

She wanted to scream from the cold wine , but she couldn't.. Then me, out of nowhere grabbed a bunch of napkins and started wipe her butt and her thighs as she was standing there while I kept saying "I'm so sorry!" She couldn't figure out what to scream about LOL...from the cold wine all over her butt and legs, or me wiping her butt and reaching around her skirt wiping off her thighs.....LOL...

Two strikes in a row!!! Only you!!!

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{{{MBD}}}

Good to see ya in here!

Glad I'm not alone in these types of adventures!

I just love it when I use the "Mens" room, and the funny looks when I am leaving.

I bet she wondered why you were after HER food all night! Great one. I've missed your stories.

I accidently put items in a grocery cart that wasn't mine the other day and drove off with the cart. As I pushed the cart around the store a man laughed at me and said- "We must both have the same taste in food."

"Why is that?" I asked.

"Because a minute ago I swear that this was my cart." he mentions.

I look down and realize that I took off with his cart thinking it was mine.

Talking about being embarrassed!

Of course I apologized and he laughed and said - "Don't worry. I do it every week in hopes in picking up a lady in here."

True story

I got busted trying to climb into somebody else's car a few weeks ago thinking it was mine.