'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of
sh!t.'

So true

I am so writin this one down!!

I looovvveee it!

Give her your credit card, she will increase your debt.

PPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFT ! Ya do'nt scare me !

I love that saying!! These are sage words to the wise, huh?

Finally, someone appreciates us

Hmm, this has not been my experience!

I don't know. Maybe someday in the future we can simply grow babies in some kind of artificial womb in some laboratory. So there will be no need for the traditional way of how children will be created.

I own a home, and I made it out as a house. Really need no woman's touch where she can twinkle her nose and then all of the sudden I got every thing clean and properly arranged.

I love grocery shopping. I am agruably the fastest shopper. I can spend 100 dollars and be in the check out line in less than 20 minutes (just have to make sure I do it late at night). I can cook. Not very hard to do.

I smile to many people and it does not have to be a girlfriend. I need no girl's heart, since that is not what I am asking for. Just loyalty, friendship, and honesty.

Some women I've met are compulsive spenders. Finances are the least thing they think of.

If I do something wrong to her, and then she later does something even more wrong to me: then a vengeful girl is not my kind of a woman.

if this works for you you go!!!

practice Pat - practice makes perfect

Give me a MILF or GrandMILF anyday!



I use my brother's strategy with the significant other...I got my house...you got yours....you get ONE drawer here for putting your overnight clothes in....

I do the cooking!!!! The women can watch and talk to me...but, my motto is "Stay the Hell out of my kitchen"...oh yeah, I do the grocery shopping solo too...it is always slower and more expensive to take someone else with.

Finances are kept completely seperate....no exceptions.

this probably makes me sound like a grinch....but, the opposite end of the spectrum is I am a kind nurturing, loving hopeless romantic...

Oh, we still luv ya

give a man some beer he'll give you some farts

only beer???