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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 41 | |
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Please hold!!! Carol Burnett is on Line 2!!!
 
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I've been honored to have dinner with past presidents and congressman. Not this time.
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Ive been honoured to have dinner with........
with........ with............ ????????????????? ---------->this guy? 
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Ok now Im not so sure about celery sprig.............gaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh what if its too green???
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I thought it was a joke at first. I just got another call. Now I know who gave the president my phone number and why. My senator. Him and I don't see eye to eye on everything. Likeable guy but geez- don't give out my satcom number. All this jazz over that adcom letter of accommodation I received last year for planting over a million wildflowers in wisconsin. Funny sidenote that purple and gypsy will get the joke- my senator gave the president my phone number and the president looked at the number and said "Herb....who am I calling? Satan"? It is a beastly number. Ha ha ha ha!
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If only I knew the president was calling I could have pretended to be the devil. Now that would have been funny! See you in hell!!!
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I turned my phone OFF today!!! No one is going to phone me and irritate me........or tell me what to do!!!
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Edited by
Gypsy41
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Thu 05/28/09 10:38 AM
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Obama hardly ever calls me. Except for that one time at band camp....
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I was honored to have dinner with..........gypsy. That day we had the gyros and gigantinormous taco salad was a pleasant lunch. That's when I wanted to rip your clothes off and make mad crazy passionate love to you. Too many bystanders.
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I was honored to have dinner with..........gypsy. That day we had the gyros and gigantinormous taco salad was a pleasant lunch. That's when I wanted to rip your clothes off and make mad crazy passionate love to you. Too many bystanders.
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Dear diary.......the gigantic bouncey poodle dog came into my yard again. I think he wanted to crap on my dirt!!!
I told him to go to the next door neighbours where he will find MANY crap circles. He complied and bounced his way over there!! 
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This week is getting wierder and wierder. I shoulda listened to gypsy and changed my phone number monday. So now convicted drug dealers, wee hour drunk dialing vodkaholics, and the president have my phone number. Geesh.
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This week is getting wierder and wierder. I shoulda listened to gypsy and changed my phone number monday. So now convicted drug dealers, wee hour drunk dialing vodkaholics, and the president have my phone number. Geesh. 
But Im a terrible paint picker outter!!!
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Harley orange and black.
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Gypsy picks out lovely pea soup and vomit colors.
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Harley orange and black.
Im afraid Im going to have this gigantic green bedroom!!! And its going to go Day glo!!! IM HAVING PAINT PICKING ANXIETY!!! SOMEONE.....PLEASE SEND THE PROZZAC!!!
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Gypsy picks out lovely pea soup and vomit colors. 
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Go for a lovely shade of candy apple tweed. <---- great name for a band!!! Must write that down!
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I was honored to have dinner with..........gypsy. That day we had the gyros and gigantinormous taco salad was a pleasant lunch. That's when I wanted to rip your clothes off and make mad crazy passionate love to you. Too many bystanders.
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What is the colour of tweed???
I want green.......I like green. Green makes me happy but it has to be the right shade. I dont like that minty colour. This perfection thing in my head is going to make me CRAZY!!! 
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