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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 41
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Thu 05/28/09 09:57 AM

I'm not joking. 202-495-xxxx.
Is that the president of the wildlife association???laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 05/28/09 09:57 AM
I got a call from Maude this morning to tell me she was alive and kicking in Montana!

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Thu 05/28/09 09:58 AM
Better not have gypsy. I will give your number to your provincial minister. Tell him you want to volunteer for his re-election campaign.

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Thu 05/28/09 09:59 AM
Dear diary.......Anthony from the Red hot chili peppers called . He wants to do dirty bad things with me. I told him I have to think about it......laugh laugh

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Thu 05/28/09 10:00 AM

Better not have gypsy. I will give your number to your provincial minister. Tell him you want to volunteer for his re-election campaign.
I sold your number for $20 and a happy meal!!! I was hungry...noway laugh

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Thu 05/28/09 10:01 AM
I got a call from Shecky Green...he told me he wants his jokes back!

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Thu 05/28/09 10:02 AM

I got a call from Shecky Green...he told me he wants his jokes back!
Are you sure your not 75 years old???noway laugh :wink:

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Thu 05/28/09 10:02 AM
I got a call from an Ugly Magician who said he wanted his facial hair back!

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Thu 05/28/09 10:03 AM
It will be hot for the next 5 days........84 today and 92 tomorrow. I believes its time to get out the A/C!!!drinker

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Thu 05/28/09 10:05 AM
NY will be mid to upper 70's all week!

have we really gone to talk about the weather?

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Thu 05/28/09 10:05 AM

NY will be mid to upper 70's all week!

have we really gone to talk about the weather?
Im trying to pick out the bikini Im going to wear today!!devil drinker :banana:

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Thu 05/28/09 10:06 AM
But first I have to buy paint.....grumble

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Thu 05/28/09 10:07 AM


NY will be mid to upper 70's all week!

have we really gone to talk about the weather?
Im trying to pick out the bikini Im going to wear today!!devil drinker :banana:
salvo5572@......

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Thu 05/28/09 10:08 AM
laugh noway laugh noway laugh

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Thu 05/28/09 10:12 AM
Dear diary........Im starving and too lazy to make anything to eat. I wish they would invent remote control food.

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Thu 05/28/09 10:14 AM
Ok......i THINK I have picked out a colour for paint.


Celery Sprig!!!scared

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Thu 05/28/09 10:17 AM
ok why is it so quiet in here???huh

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Thu 05/28/09 10:20 AM
So my phone rings. Wierd number. Look at my computer- no existing number. Then it pops up washington DC. I shouldn't have answered it.

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Thu 05/28/09 10:20 AM
I just beat the crap out of a wasp in my house!!!pitchfork

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Thu 05/28/09 10:21 AM

So my phone rings. Wierd number. Look at my computer- no existing number. Then it pops up washington DC. I shouldn't have answered it.
So Obama called you???noway laugh laugh laugh

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