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If you were a booger I'd pick you first keep it going |
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? CHEESY!!!!!!!!!!
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I lost my number, can I have yours?
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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
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You're prettier than a set of brand new mud tires
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I'm like a rubik's cube... the longer you play with me the harder I get
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I'm like a rubik's cube... the longer you play with me the harder I get  yuck
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You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
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Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
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Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first keep it going Worst used one me > "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" Nothing like a crappy line that you stole from a song!
Best > Caught him staring with his mouth hanging open. Wehn he saw me looking, he smiled the biggest smile I'd seen. I was sold! 
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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You must be tired- you've been running through my mind all night-
That outfit looks really great- know what would look better on you?.....Me This a line a woman can use on a guy- That shirt looks really great on you- know how it would look even better?....on me tomorrow morning. |
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. EWE!!!
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Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
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You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
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I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea. |
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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
When God made you, he was showing off. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you. |
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