You know it's gonna be a bad day when you see a "60 Minutes" news team in your outer office.

When someone tries pulling on the airplane door that says "Do Not Open During Flight".

When you're younger brother bursts into your room at 6.30am on a Saturday morning and jumps on your stomach.

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and asks ya 4 money!!!!! my tum tum is still sore!!!!

Did he ask you for money too?

That wee twerp.

Ya know it is a bad day when no one grants your wish and you are ignored completely.......hehehehehe hummmmmmmmmm and it seems as if you were never there


I love magic

When you're smoking tin-foil in the morning. It's gonna be a cold day

I prefer cat puke with a long tape worm moving in it.......makes for a really GREAT DAY!!!

Ohhh Heck just get out the duck tape it cures all problems hehehe


You know you've had a bad day when this happens to you................

You know it's going to be a bad day when you wake up and can't remember what state your in or for that matter even remember why your there.

Sean Morey, comedian and song writer, does a great song about this.

I stayed in bed late today
Because the room was spinning
I think it's gonna be a bad day

My alarm went off on time
But it was the smoke alarm
I think it's gonna be a bad day

Poured a bowl of chunky granola
The milk was chunkier
I think it's gonna be a bad day

My boss said I'm doing a great job
And he hates to let me go!
I think it's gonna be a bad day

My wife said "I love you Bill!"
My name is John!!!
I think it's gonna be a bad day

Found a 4-leaf clover
Growing on my shower floor
I think it's gonna be a bad day

I'm gonna be a dad...
According to the lawsuits
I think it's gonna be a bad day

Talked to a sexy girl today
For $4.95 a minute
I think it's gonna be a bad day

My son finally got his own place
He's in prison
I think it's gonna be a bad day

My daughter started an e-business
She's got a camera in her bedroom!
I think it's gonna be a bad day

My doctor gave me the thumbs up
It was extremely painful!!
I think it's gonna be a bad day

My wife likes to dress sexy
So I hear
I think it's gonna be a bad day

My secretary has a crush on me
His name is Steve!!!
I think it's gonna be a bad day

Whwn you get a prostate exam and the doctors hands are on your shoulders...