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Topic: Have you ever been out on a date...
Marley's photo
Thu 05/21/09 06:26 PM
...and felt that you were in the presence of an alien life form? Totally unintelligble and somewhat frightening.

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Thu 05/21/09 06:28 PM
I have been in a few threads like thatbigsmile

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Thu 05/21/09 06:29 PM
Yes...& I'm starting to get real anal about the "probing" questions...

Marley's photo
Thu 05/21/09 06:31 PM

Yes...& I'm starting to get real anal about the "probing" questions...


Do experience difficulty with being probed?

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Thu 05/21/09 06:32 PM


Yes...& I'm starting to get real anal about the "probing" questions...


Do experience difficulty with being probed?



Not the actual probing...but the lack of a kiss afterwards...

PATSFAN's photo
Thu 05/21/09 06:32 PM
Mmm yes, one nighters

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Thu 05/21/09 06:33 PM
Aliens can be a real pain in the ass...

Marley's photo
Thu 05/21/09 06:35 PM



Yes...& I'm starting to get real anal about the "probing" questions...


Do experience difficulty with being probed?



Not the actual probing...but the lack of a kiss afterwards...


Aliens and men. We're all alike. I'm told that the aliens leave the toilet seat up, however.

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Thu 05/21/09 06:38 PM




Yes...& I'm starting to get real anal about the "probing" questions...


Do experience difficulty with being probed?



Not the actual probing...but the lack of a kiss afterwards...


Aliens and men. We're all alike. I'm told that the aliens leave the toilet seat up, however.



The last alien I dated used my wok instead...

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Thu 05/21/09 06:50 PM




Yes...& I'm starting to get real anal about the "probing" questions...


Do experience difficulty with being probed?



Not the actual probing...but the lack of a kiss afterwards...


Aliens and men. We're all alike. I'm told that the aliens leave the toilet seat up, however.


No, no, there are women also, they have three large breasts and suction devices...Ohh the humanity....Three hours of that torture, was all I could take.

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Thu 05/21/09 06:50 PM
Date?

TxsSun's photo
Thu 05/21/09 06:51 PM

...and felt that you were in the presence of an alien life form? Totally unintelligble and somewhat frightening.


Nope can't say that I have. Maybe I WAS that alien form shocked

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Thu 05/21/09 06:55 PM





Yes...& I'm starting to get real anal about the "probing" questions...


Do experience difficulty with being probed?



Not the actual probing...but the lack of a kiss afterwards...


Aliens and men. We're all alike. I'm told that the aliens leave the toilet seat up, however.



The last alien I dated used my wok instead...


Wow. Me too. I took the wok away from her and put it on my head so she couldn't read my mind anymore. It works.

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Thu 05/21/09 06:57 PM






Yes...& I'm starting to get real anal about the "probing" questions...


Do experience difficulty with being probed?



Not the actual probing...but the lack of a kiss afterwards...


Aliens and men. We're all alike. I'm told that the aliens leave the toilet seat up, however.



The last alien I dated used my wok instead...


Wow. Me too. I took the wok away from her and put it on my head so she couldn't read my mind anymore. It works.



:laughing: rofl :laughing: You did make sure to flush the wok first, didn't you?

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Thu 05/21/09 07:00 PM
once i went out on a date with a dude who was ...

yeah ya know what?

i'm not gonna say anything negative about the guy.

lets just say it was my own personal speed date. LOL

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Thu 05/21/09 08:19 PM
Edited by radiodj2 on Thu 05/21/09 08:20 PM
Someone say something about probes and aliens?

(May have to copy and paste)

http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/7wmv.htm

Holly4459's photo
Thu 05/21/09 08:21 PM
laugh

ReddBeans's photo
Thu 05/21/09 08:22 PM
Date??? What are those again???shades

Atlantis75's photo
Thu 05/21/09 08:39 PM

...and felt that you were in the presence of an alien life form? Totally unintelligble and somewhat frightening.


That's why they don't date me. I am a frigthening alien life form! :cry:

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Thu 05/21/09 08:40 PM

...and felt that you were in the presence of an alien life form? Totally unintelligble and somewhat frightening.


Luckily & happily NO! :thumbsup:

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