Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 40 | |
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Salvatore took Elvis Presley's gate.
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I removed a couple of posts from this thread. Please, no links to others profiles. If there is a problem with a profile, you may report it by the "report this user" link on the profile itself. The forum boards are not the place to air such concerns. Thanks, Mark |
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Yeah, Chev! Quit putting up other minglers' profiles!
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<<<---- these guys should be choreographed so that their eyebrows are syncronized ! (I think I broke my spell checker) |
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well..........
this is kinda like watching a tree grow ..... or cheese form...... or watching the faucet drip..... or the tide go out........ observing single celled organisms ...... or watching molasses run up hill in January..... or watching the dryer ..... |
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might as well go stare at the insides of my eye lids an see what happens there ...
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So diary, after my adventures at the car dealership a woman asked me out on a dinner date. All was well until she pulled out a pipe and started smoking dope. Date over. I did wait around till she was all stoned and babbling like an idiot about how stupid she is. Bzzzzzz. Turn off. Cya.
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Friday was interesting diary. My pickup truck was acting wierd. Got hot, then cold, then hot, then cold. This usually dictates a broken thermostat on the engine. So I bought all neccessary parts to fix it. Upon further inspection I found my upper radiator hoses wall collapsed. It basically turned itself into a water balloon making my truck overheat. So I brought it into the workshop all day friday and went to town repairing it. Flushed and filled the system. New thermostat. Braided stainless steel hoses. New air dam on radiator. Radiator cap with a temperature guage. Sawed off my 10 pound deadweight smogpump and threw it across the shop to a roar of laughter because I'd been trying to get that damn thing off for a year with stripped bolts to no avail. Finally went berzerk with the makita and a 7 inch cutting blade. Then I got creative with my manifold return vaccuum lines and built a resevoir circulation filter. The guys in the shop just shake their head at my creativity and call me genious. My old dodge that I got for free gets 31 mpg and is the "greenest clean burning" vehicle around. Starting to look like a hotrod under the hood though. All that chrome does get me home. I'm getting offers daily on building hydrogen fuel cells for vehicles. I started taking a list of names and phone numbers just in case I get enough orders to make it profitable for me. I know the expenses and time involved. The bottom line is how much is my time worth. It takes me an hour to cut each plastic isolator, and an hour assembly for each hydrogen fuel cell. I really should just start building them and selling them. I've already had my detractors who say "Oh its so simple! I will just build them myself! I can do that". Then they call me a week later and say "Um, uh, this is really harder than I thought. Uh, how do you cut those isolator grooves"? Oh well. Even worse they ask for my help for no pay. Uh sorry- it don't work that way.
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Today I wanted to ride bike all day diary with my freinds. But its raining out right now. The local weatherman is horrendous with his predictions. It doesn't look like sunny and 75 outside. I think the weatherman needs to step away from the crackpipe and the porn sites and actually look at the national weather service radar screen. Duh!
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Dear diary.....I got a sunburn yesterday in 1/2 hour. It was so hot and today it looks like another hot day.
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and right now Im staring at paint chips trying to make up my mind what colour to paint my bedroom. Im leaning towards a colour called "Cabbage Patch"
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Hmmmmmmmmm its supposed to be 26......which is 82 degrees american.....I may have to buy some wine coolers and go to the beach . But I was hoping to paint my room.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh DECISIONS!!!!! The word of the day is DECISIONS!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 9 AND THE NUMBER P!!! |
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LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCYYYYYYYYYYY!!! YOU HAVE SOME ESPLAININ TO DO!!!
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Edited by
Gypsy41
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Sat 05/23/09 08:28 AM
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Dear diary.....I went to home depot yesterday and there was flowers outside. So, of course I had to sniff some because they looked like some sort of hawaiian flower. An orange one. So I go into the Home depot and Im walking around...and finally my friend says......WHATS ON YOUR FACE????? I guess I had this orangey brown stuff all over my nose. It was really EMBARRASSING!!!
NOTE TO SELF: Keep my nose out of things before going into stores!! |
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Purple!!!! Quit playing with the kittens!!!
<---pokes a hole in purples forehead with a fireplace poker!!! |
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Ok......now Im not so sure about Cabbage patch. They are changing colours as the sun leaves the room. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh this is tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo HARD!!!!
I swear its easier to get married than to pick out paint colours!!! |
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Ok now its celery sprig or farm life........gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh someone kill me now!!!
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