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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 40 | |
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biker pretends he is the swedish chef!!! 
Gypsy....secretly craves PB on toast, with scrambled eggs and ketchup YUM
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shake it but dont break it !
it took your momma 9-months to make it !
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He still sleeps with his teddy bear
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I ate a 1/2 cantaloupe for supper last night!!!
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she sucks her thumb
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she pees standing up !!
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she knits her children sweaters from her belly button lint!!
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those arent acne scars she just had a great deal of difficulty learning to eat with a fork
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Whoopie ding!
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he combs his butt fur in a wavy design!!!
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he pees sitting down
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she leaves the toilet seat up
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he like to wear lady underthings
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She like to throw darts at TALL people
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he flosses with his own butt furr!!!
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he says its a bladder control problem but really he is to lazy to get up an go to the bathroom
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he has been known to leave skids on the carpet and bedding
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he sniffs womens panties
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