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Topic: Talk To The Booty...
Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Mon 05/18/09 09:58 AM
...cuz the hand's off duty! My 8yr old lil niece told me that one the other day... What are some of your favorite sayings or comic comebacks?

Ticklish_1981 Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 89	Mon 05/18/09 10:07 AM
"Don't make me read your book, and close your library."

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Mon 05/18/09 10:23 AM
"If a frog had a glass ass, it would only hop once!"

nvkikigirl Joined Thu 03/05/09 Posts: 3942	Mon 05/18/09 10:40 AM Edited by nvkikigirl on Mon 05/18/09 10:40 AM
Those are good ones, never heard those before!!

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 05/18/09 10:41 AM
I'm not your bridge over troubled waters....i AM your troubled waters

earthytaurus76 Joined Wed 04/08/09 Posts: 6603	Mon 05/18/09 10:46 AM
I just like saying "dont tell me what to do!" after just about anything thats said.. especially "have a good day!"

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76455	Mon 05/18/09 10:47 AM
Use to have this on my office door.......... Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. For some strange reason no one would come to my office lol

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Mon 05/18/09 11:02 AM
I didn't bring any luggage, I'm not going on that guilt trip. It's yours alone!

KimmiM Joined Sat 12/27/08 Posts: 1694	Mon 05/18/09 11:04 AM
I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.

KimmiM Joined Sat 12/27/08 Posts: 1694	Mon 05/18/09 11:06 AM
This is my favorite... You are proof that God has a sense of humor!

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 05/18/09 11:20 AM
A friend said his second grader told him...that as class ended and the kids file out and the teacher says "See ya later alligator..."..the kids respond in kind...til she got to the one who replied "After supper motherf*cker"

TBRich Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 8232	Mon 05/18/09 11:22 AM
After someone belches: "Well I see a belly full of blown loads gets you everytime" After someone farts: "Well your voice sounds different, but your breathe smells the same"

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Mon 05/18/09 11:26 AM
A friend said his second grader told him...that as class ended and the kids file out and the teacher says "See ya later alligator..."..the kids respond in kind...til she got to the one who replied "After supper motherf*cker"

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Mon 05/18/09 11:28 AM
Come down off your cross build a bridge with it & get over it!!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Mon 05/18/09 01:21 PM
"I was born at night, but it wasn't last night."

TBRich Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 8232	Mon 05/18/09 01:22 PM
We all have a bear we have to cross

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Mon 05/18/09 01:50 PM
"I wanted to pick your brain ..... not your nose."

Eddiemma Joined Mon 01/05/09 Posts: 3043	Mon 05/18/09 02:16 PM
After someone belches: "Well I see a belly full of blown loads gets you everytime" After someone farts: "Well your voice sounds different, but your breathe smells the same"

Eddiemma Joined Mon 01/05/09 Posts: 3043	Mon 05/18/09 02:26 PM
If someone is talking smack and saying what they are going to do to you.. You say--> Your wishin f*cker You can wish in one hand and crap in the other... and see which one gets filled first...

Eddiemma Joined Mon 01/05/09 Posts: 3043	Mon 05/18/09 02:27 PM
If someone giving you sh*t and your about to scrap.. Your woman tries to stop you and you say... Don't worry I will be right back... This ones just a minute steak... I got that from the Superman movie...ha!