I need you more than air.

I have made pottery, and flower hangers... Raised gardens of strawberries for wine..I have sent woman on scavenger hunts.. Made them treasure maps to dig up sparkling gifts in the yard.. Candles, rose peddles leading to the hot tub.. Roll playing, fine dinning, and their favorite home cooked meals, I have made two snow people to look like us holding hands in the back yard,, Wrote messages in the grass with spray paint and hearts.. Love letters in her pocket to find later, carving Ed & (woman) in trees with a heart, surprise parties with all her friends, and the list goes on..

There has been some very sweet things but as

for the most romantic thing a woman has ever done for me is be motherly.. My ex at one time was my best friend, was a good cook, a good lover, would work hard and keep things clean, stick up for me in a fight, would take care of me when I was sick, would drink with me, dance with me, and be by my side during the night... That is all the romance I need.. A good woman to be by my side.. That is the most romantic thing a woman ever did for me...

"I could live the rest of my life without you, but I don't want to"

I overheard her tell her mother,

"He is the happiest man I have ever met"

That is just the sweetest thing, EVER!

27 long yrs ago.

wow quite a romantic man you are

"I NEED to hear your voice"

"Do you know what you do to me? You warm the beat of my heart".

and, "I'm single, but I am taken by you, therefore, you could say that I am now taken"


Yes, all from the same man...

...thatll be a hundred bucks.

....whered you put that used condom?

....try and you will wake up in the morning with a broomstick up your ass.

....hey pregnant women get really horny too. I have an overactive vulva.

The last guy I dated asked me to be his girlfriend. I thought it was so sweet.

....you're the greatest lover I've ever had. What's your net worth?

....I love you so much I had to poop.

in my world the only thing I mean by net is internet

....smell my finger.