one day paddy and mick decide to take some flying lessons, so after their training they take to the skies mick is flying and paddy is navagating.
After about two hours paddy starts to get bored and says to Mick.
"do you fancy sitting her down and we'll go and get a nice pint of guiness?" Mick says that's fine with him and turns round to head for the runway and starts his descent.
Just as he touches down he has to slam on the brakes as hard as he can or he's going off the runway through a field and a barn and a road.
Finaly he manages to stop the plane and turns to paddy and says
" jesus that was a short runway"
and Mick replies " Yea but look how f***ing wide it is " !!!!!