Topic: What's green and smells like bacon? | |
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Kermit the Frog's finger.
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You gave the punchline away too soon!
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What's black and green and taps on a window?
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What's black and white and red all over?
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Don't be coy? |
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Obama
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Don't be coy? Was that coy? |
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Don't be coy? Was that coy? Perhaps. Perhaps, it was a feeble attempt at humor. Try this: |
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No, when I make an attempt at humor, it's pretty clear.
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Obama |
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What's green and smells like bacon? Green bacon |
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What's green and smells like bacon? Mexican snot |
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What's green and smells like bacon? Mexican snot That's snot funny. |
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What's green and smells like bacon? Mexican snot That's snot funny. It flu over your head |
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What's green and smells like bacon? Mexican snot That's snot funny. It flu over your head Oh, that was cold.... |
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No, when I make an attempt at humor, it's pretty clear. I'm setting myself up here, but go ahead and try. |
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What's green and smells like bacon? Mexican snot That's snot funny. It flu over your head |
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What's black and green and taps on a window? Weeeeell...what is it? |
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