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it's Kermit's finger, hardy har har
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What's black and green and taps on a window? Weeeeell...what is it? I give up. |
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Edited by
MrIndependent
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Mon 05/11/09 06:35 PM
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What's green and smells like bacon? Mexican snot That's snot funny. It flu over your head  Nice
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What's black and green and taps on a window? Obama's jealous peeping tom brother? |
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What's black and green and taps on a window? An annoying olive? |
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What's black and green and taps on a window? An annoying olive? Now you're beginning to sound pim-mental. |
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i have always pitted you Keith.
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That leaves you in quite a pickle.
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That leaves you in quite a pickle. And that ain't kosher. |
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That leaves you in quite a pickle. And that ain't kosher. And neither is the bacon |
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All work and no play makes Dan a dill boy.
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All work and no play makes Dan a dill boy. Who do you think you are, Jack Pickleson? |
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What is half of two plus two? Think hard now.
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What is half of two plus two? Think hard now. Is is (half of two) plus two, or half of (two plus two)? OR is it something much more amusing? |
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Edited by
120557
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Mon 05/11/09 08:11 PM
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What is half of two plus two? Think hard now. Is is (half of two) plus two, or half of (two plus two)? OR is it something much more amusing? Depends on how it is said. The answer is three! |
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Edited by
s1owhand
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Mon 05/11/09 08:38 PM
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I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole, I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole, What am I? |
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OMG!!! the Mexican Snot response was the BEST!!!
laugh: that response really made me laugh! OMG! that was a good one!
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Edited by
Tracker_Ar
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Mon 05/18/09 11:35 PM
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What is red and green and goes 300 m.p.h.
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